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May
22
2015

Biology Teacher What Is Aloe Vera


Biology Teacher: What Is "Aloe Vera"?

Santa Singh: When A Punjabi Offers,
A Whiskey Peg To His Elder Brother,
He Says: ऐ लओ वीरा

Submitted By : MR. Sid
Place : Delhi
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Dec
23
2014

Mama Tennu ainni maar kyon payi


Mama : Tennu ainni maar kyon payi?
Bhanja : Kal baraat vich bolli galat pegi c.
Mama : Kiddan?
Bhanja : "BAARI BARSI KHATAN GAYA C KHAT KE LEANDI TAAR , BHANGRA TA SAJDA, JE NACHE KURI DA YAAR....!

Mama : Fir ta maar paini hi c.
Bhanja : Mainu ta sirf maar hi payi, JEHRA NACHIYA c audda parso BHOG hai....

Submitted By : joban cheeda
Place : fatehgsrh churian
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Apr
27
2015

Santas Railway Reservation Form Detail


Santa's Railway Reservation Form Detail:

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| नाम | उम्र | लिंग |
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1. | संता सिंह | 42 | है |
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2. | प्रीतो कौर | 38 | नहीं है |
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3. | दलवीर सिंह | 12 | छोटा सा |
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Submitted By : Raj Kumar nagar
Place : kota
12 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Mar
27
2015

Santa-abe banta ek bt bta yr


Santa-abe banta ek bt bta yr

Banta-puch

Santa-abe yr mene bhut se logo ko ye kahete suna hai ki tu to mera dost hai,tere lie to me apni jaan de doga

Banta-ha to

Santa-yr mere ye samaj nhi aata ki agar koi insan kisi ke lie jaan dedega to use kya fayeda milega,use to pata bhi nahi chalega marne ke baad bo kaha h

Banta-are bhosdike bas itni si baat,abe ye sab politics or filmo ki bate hoti hai jise log moka dekhkar marte hai baki tu khud soch yr kya teri najar me kisi ne kisi ke lie jaan di hai

Santa-magar mene suna to hai

Banta-are mene bola na so me se ek hota hai jo aisa kar sakta hai barna baki sab to fek ne bale hote hai

Santa banta sirious hai aj

Submitted By : harsh
Place : bareilly
8 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Mar
1
2015
Sardar Ko Sapne Aaya Sapney Me Ek Ladki Ne Usko


Sardar Ko Sapne Aaya, Sapney Me Ek Ladki Ne Usko Chappal Mari,
3 Dino Tak Sardar Apne Bank Nahi Gaya,
Qki Bank Me Likha Tha..
‘Hum Aapke Sapney Ko Haqiqat Me Badalte Hai..’

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
21 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   17 Votes


Mar
1
2015

Santa Bhikhari se


Santa Bhikhari se:
Bhikhari: Ek Rupeeya dena Baba, wo Dus Lakh dega.
Santa: Tu ek Rupeeya Mujhe dekar Dus Lakh Khud Collect kyo nahi karta!

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
23 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   17 Votes


Mar
1
2015

Banta Tu kaha paida hua tha


Banta: Tu kaha paida hua tha??
Santa: hospital me.
Banta: kyo? Kya Bimaari thi Tujhe??

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
21 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Mar
1
2015
Bahut Pareshan Halat me Santa Apne Dost Banta ke


Bahut Pareshan Halat me Santa Apne Dost Banta ke Ghar Gaya.
Banta: kya hua itna Pareshan kyo hai?
Santa: kya Batau Yaar, Meri Patni Kitna Juth bolti hai.
B: Tujhe Kaise pata?
S: Parso meine use phone karke puchha kaha hai, to kaheti hai Me apni Behen ke sath hu.
B: to hogi naa.
S: Kaise hogi Yaar, uski Behen ke sath to Mein tha.

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
24 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   17 Votes