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Oct
22
2015

Santa-Lala ji Dettol Soap hai


Santa-Lala ji, Dettol Soap hai..?
Lala ji (dhoti mein se hath nikalte hue)-
Hanji Hai..!
Santa-Phir hath dho ker 1 Kg chawal de do...

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Oct
22
2015

Santa Fouj Me Bharti Hua


Santa Fouj Me Bharti Hua
2 Din Bad Jung Suru Ho Gai
Santa Ki Topi Per Goli Lagi
Santa Ne Hathiyar Phenk Kar Bola
Aqalmand Ke Liye Ishara Kafi He.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Oct
9
2015

Santa Romantic Mood Mein GF Se


Santa Romantic Mood Mein GF Se:
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Santa : Tere Zulfo Se Khelun,
Tere Honto Se Khelun,

GF : Haan ! Aage Jaanu

Santa : Tere Zulfo Se Khelun
Tere Honto Se Khelun,
Tere Parsh Mein Jo Paisa Hai
Bol Main Sab Le Lun,


;-)
Naughty Santa

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Aug
4
2015
Santa Mere pass Gaddi hai Banglow hai Paisa hai


Santa :"Mere pass Gaddi hai, Banglow hai, Paisa hai. Tumhare pass kya hai ???
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Banta :"Mere pass bhi Gaddi hai, Banglow hai, Paisa hai
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Santa :"To saaley apni Maa kiske pass hai ???

Submitted By : Sanket
Place : surat
9 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jun
27
2015
Jeeto yelled at Santa Ure gonna b really sorry


Jeeto: yelled at Santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be?

Submitted By : niraj kumar sahu
Place : laumunda
14 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Jun
27
2015
At a football match ground Santa Ye log ball nu


At a football match ground. Santa: Ye log ball nu foot kyun maar rahe ne?
Boy: Goal karan lai.
Santa: Paar ball tan pehlan hi gol hai hor kinni gol karangey.

Submitted By : niraj kumar sahu
Place : laumunda
13 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Jun
27
2015
Nurse came out with the newborn kid Santa rushed


Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, PUTTAR hua PUTTAR. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It's a gal

Submitted By : niraj kumar sahu
Place : laumunda
15 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


May
26
2015
santa- yaar aaj-kaal meri dil ki dhakadan tez ho


santa- yaar aaj-kaal meri dil ki dhakadan tez ho gai or ratto ki neend uud gai ha
banta-yaar kon ha vow ladki
santa-yaar ladki nahi chudyall dekhi ha

Submitted By : nitin
Place : meerut
8 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes