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Jul
27
2016
Santa -Jab bhi wife mera photo apne mbl se click


Santa -Jab bhi wife mera photo apne mbl se click karti hai mujhe bahut dar lagta hai........
Saala aaj kal OLX aur quikr ki advertise bahut aati hai na :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
19 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Lady to Santa Aapka doggy to thodaaa Tiger jaisa


Lady to Santa: Aapka doggy to thodaaa Tiger jaisa dikhta hai, kya khilate ho?
Santa: Ye kamina Tiger hi hai, pyar-vyar k chakkar me pad gaya, shakal Kutte jaisi ho gayi hai. :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
19 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Teacher- jo mere sawal ka sahi jawab dega wo


Teacher- jo mere sawal ka sahi jawab dega wo ghar ja sakta hai.
Ussi waqt santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya.
Teacher- wo bag kisne feka?
Santa- maine..ab main ghar jau???

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
21 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Feb
20
2016

Accident K Baad


Accident K Baad:
Driver- Maine Car Ki Headlight Chalu Kar K
Bataya Tha Ki
Pahle Mujhe Nikalne Do.
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Santa- Mene Bhi To Wiper Chala Kar Bataya Tha
Ki
'Na Kake Na'

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
11 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jan
15
2016

Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi


Santa ki ladai apne baap se ho gayi
To usne apne baap ki photo kabristan me 1 ped pe latka diya
Aur Niche Likha
"COMING SOON

Submitted By : Sumeet
Place : Nanded
10 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jan
2
2016

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मगन: -तेरी बीवी कल क्यु
ज़ोर ज़ोर से चिल्ला
रही थी ?????
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उसकी आवाज़ मेरे घर तक आ रही
थी .....
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छगन : अरे , यार ऐसी कोई ख़ास बात नही
थी,
उसकी फोटो फ़ेसबुक पे अपलोड करने की
जगह .....
OLX पे अपलोड हो गयी।
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ओर हद तो तब हो गई जब एक लड़के ने कहा ए भाई
ये 1960 का कबाड किसने डाला हैं |

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
9 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Dec
23
2015

- I Love You


संता (कॉलेज में एक लड़की से )- “I Love You

…. अब तुम यही मुझको बोलो …”

लड़की (नाराज़ होकर) - “मैं अभी जाकर सर

को बोलती हूँ … !”

संता – “पगली, सर को मत बोल ….
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उनकी शादी तो हो चुकी है !!!”

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
11 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Nov
20
2015
santa - police arrested me for tempering with atm


santa - police arrested me for tempering with atm
banta -why?
santa - machine asked me for pin i inserted safety pin :)

Submitted By : harshrocker
Place : j&k
14 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes