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Aug
18
2011

Asi Ek War Bhi Na Badle


Santa: Main +2 me tha wo 9th me thi.

Main +2 me tha wo M.A. me thi.

Main +2 me tha wo Ph.D me thi.

Aaj uski shadi hai aur mera +2 ka paper hai.

Moral: Tu badli 100 bar asi ek war na badle.

Submitted By : Sarika
Place : Chandigarh
120 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Nov
27
2011

Whats the Diff. between Bus & Cycle?


Wats D Diff. B/W Bus & Cycle?

Santa:Bus Ka Stand Bus K Sath Kabhi Nhi Jata

Par Cycle Ka Stand Cycle K Sath hi Jata H!

Submitted By : Rupinder
Place : Panipat, Haryana
113 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Feb
24
2012

April fool


Banta got into a bus on 1st April

when conductor asked for ticket.

He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said april fool....

I have a bus pass.

Submitted By : Sandeep
Place : Pune, Maharashtra
248 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes