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May
9
2014
Sardar shampoo ko sir k sath kandho pe bi laga


Sardar shampoo ko sir k sath kandho pe bi laga rha tha

Wife ne pucha-kandho pe shmpu q laga rahe ho?

Sardar-bewkuf hi rahi jindgi bhar! ye koi aam shampu nhi

Head & Shoulder hai

Submitted By : SAM2013
Place : MUMBAI
39 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   33 Votes


May
6
2014

Teacher 1 Se 10 Tak Count Karke Batao


Teacher: 1 Se 10 Tak Count Karke Batao.
Santa: 1, 2, 3,4,5,7,8,9,10.
Teacher : 6 Kaha Hai.?
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Santa: Aaj Subha T.V Pe
News Bata Rahe The:
"Ek Bus Durghatana Me
6 Ki Maut Ho Gai...!!"

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
25 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


May
6
2014

Ek Baar Santa Raat Ko


Ek Baar Santa Raat Ko,
Ek Mandir Ke Samne Se Gujar Rha Tha.
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Aur Achanak Us Puri City Ki Light Chali Gayi.
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Aur Har Jagha Andhera Ho Gaya.
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Aur Tabhi Achanak Mandir Ka Ghanta Bjaa.
Tan.....Tan.....Tan.
Santa Bola O Teri Ki Under Taker Agya.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
13 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


May
5
2014

Santa Is Sitting Alone In Coffee Shop


Santa Is Sitting Alone In Coffee Shop.
A Beautiful Lady Came And Ask:
" If U Don't Mind Can I Sit Here?"
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$Anta- No..!!!
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Lady- Why?
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Santa- Bcoz I Hav Mind.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
17 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Apr
19
2014

---jumbo jokes pack---


---jumbo jokes pack---

Santa-Yaar Banta hum dono me kya Rishta hai ?
Banta-jo Besan or Pakode ka hai
Santa-wo kaise?
Banta-Qki jab Besan SANTA hai
Tabhi to Pakoda BANTA hai.
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This 1 is a killer 1 .....
Teacher- beta batao britannia tiger biscuit pe jo green dot h uska matlab kya h.?
Pappu - iska matlab ki tiger online hai.
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Ultimate Hit!!
Sardar ka interview: Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain jisko 1OO% pata hota hain ki uska Husband kaha
hain?
Sardar ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya or bola
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"Vidhwa Aurat....
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Height of Confidence :
Son : school nai jaunga !
Mom - kyu ?
Son : job karunga.
Mom - class 1 pad ke kya job karega nalayak !!
Son : KG ki ladkiyo ko tution padhaunga ...
Always be confident ..
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Shaadi mein sardar bahut der se khana kha raha tha...kisi ne pucha kab tak khaoge ?
Sardar - Mai toh khud pareshan hoon .....par card me likha hai,

"Dinner 7-12pm"
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Aaj fir ek sardar ne kamaal kar diya.
Ek sardar bank me aake so gaya.
Jante ho kyun......?
Bank ke board pe likha tha,
SONE PE LOAN MILEGA.........

Submitted By : ajay sharma
Place : bhopal
15 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Apr
10
2014
Ek rat 2 baje bht tez barish ho rhi thi


Ek rat 2 baje bht tez barish ho rhi thi.
santa ne 1 admi ke ghar ka door knock kia aur pucha Dhakka laga doge kya?
plz..
Admi nind me tha isliye mana kr k andar a gya.
use guilty feel hua.socha barish me koi meri help na krta to?
Wo utha aur bahar ja k bola-santa g kya tumhe abi dhakke ki zarurat hai?
Awaz ayi -HAAN.
Admi-Thik hai, tum ho kaha?
Santa bola- . . "YAHA GARDEN Me...JHULE PAR"

Submitted By : lovely
Place : delhi
13 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Mar
22
2014

santamujhe us ladki se bachao


santa;mujhe us ladki se bachao
banta:kyo?
santa:jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi h.

Submitted By : nahid
Place : jaipur
7 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Mar
2
2014

Police Knock Knock


Police: Knock Knock!
Santa: Who's there?
Police: Police! Open the door, we only need to talk.
Santa: How many are you?
Police: We are three.
Santa: So why don't you just talk to each other, buffoons ?!

Submitted By : Avijoy biswas
Place : Kolkata
7 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes