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Jul
2
2014
James Bond shoots a prsn says-I m Bond James


James Bond shoots a prsn & says-'I m Bond, James Bond'.
Climax-Bt d prsn catches d bullet & throws at Bond, n? Bond dies d prsn says-'I m Kant, Rajnikant.'

Submitted By : raj soni 9716391245
Place : delhi
11 Likes
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Rating :   4 Votes


Jul
2
2014
When Rajnikant was in college he had selected 3


When Rajnikant was in college he had selected 3 subjects,
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And 2dy dat subject r called
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ARTS,COMMERCE and SCIENCE!;-):-P: -D
Yenna rascala mind it..!!!!!

Submitted By : raj soni 9716391245
Place : delhi
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jul
2
2014
Rajnikanths Fb Status -Those who Wont Lyk This


Rajnikanth's Fb Status -Those who Wont Lyk This Status Wont B Able 2 Use Fb anymore.
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Notification -Mark Zuckerberg & Million Othrs Lyk Dis

Submitted By : raj soni 9716391245
Place : delhi
12 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jul
2
2014
once Rajni Santa banta n CID were going through


once Rajni, Santa banta n CID were going through forest
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suddenly a strong storm came
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santa said to banta,'ab hum bach nai paenge'
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ACP said to Daya,'pata lagao ye tufaan kis taraf se aaya h'
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n rajni said
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'SORRY FOR SNEEZING
EXCUSE ME'

Submitted By : raj soni 9716391245
Place : delhi
9 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jul
2
2014
Rajnikant Garba ki Raat Dhol Baja raha tha


Rajnikant Garba ki Raat Dhol Baja raha tha..
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Thodi der Baad ek Alien Dharati per Aaya aur Bola
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Bhai Mere Bete ka kal Exam hai, Thoda Dheere Bajaa...:/:p :O :D

Submitted By : raj soni 9716391245
Place : delhi
10 Likes
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Rating :   4 Votes


May
10
2014

Rajnikant ne Robot film kyu


Rajnikant ne Robot film kyu
banayi.. ??
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Kyuki wo dikhana chahta tha ke
aurat sirf aadmi ka hi nahi,
machine ka bhi dimag kharab kar sakti hai..
B+

Submitted By : PeS
Place : Jaipur
17 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


May
8
2014

Rajnikanth joined cid


Rajnikanth joined cid.
Guess what happened?? Rajnikanth found the criminal before the crime.

Submitted By : mohit sharma
Place : Gurgaon
26 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Mar
26
2014
Dont ever try to test the Speed of rajnikanth


Dont ever try to test the Speed of rajnikanth.....!!!!

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tats because
rajnikanth is so fast that he can run around the whole world and punch himself at the back of his head....!!!! :D

Submitted By : sravan
Place : hyderabad
7 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes