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Jun
27
2015
1 Bar Narad Ji Ne Kuch Aisa Dekha K Wo Behosh Ho


1 Bar Narad Ji Ne Kuch Aisa Dekha K Wo Behosh Ho Gaye,,

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Takat Pane K Liye
Hanumanji Rajanikant Chalisa Padh Rahe The..

Submitted By : niraj kumar sahu
Place : laumunda
15 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Jun
17
2015

Rajnikanth One Liners


Rajnikanth One Liners :
1. Facebook, Twitter, Orkut and Myspace
has joined Rajnikanth.
2. When Rajnikant logs on to facebook.com,
facebook updates its status message!
3. Rajinikanth sneezed only once in his
entire life, that’s when the tsunami
occurred in the Indian ocean.rajnikant can
buy a bourneville…he doesnt have to earn
it…
4. In the past, Rajnikant was using tooth
powder to make his teeths stronger.Today
we know that tooth powder as:….Ambuja
Cement
5. Rajinikanth’s calendar goes straight from
March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools
Rajanikanth.
6. if RAJNI Kant then nobody Can!!!(
7. Rajnikant knows what came first, chicken
or egg!
8. Neo was “the one” Rajinikant is “the only
one”
9. Some magicans can walk on water,
Rajnikant can swim through land.
10. Rajnikant irons his Pants with them still
on.
11. India actually didn’t have 50,000 crores
for organizing the Commonwealth
games… Rajnikanth gave it to them!
12. The movie ‘300′ was initially planned to
be made with Rajinikanth. It was
originally named ‘1
13. I have got so many rajnikanth jokes on
my mobile phone……..dat i dont require a
charger now:)
14. Once Rajnikant and a small girl were
playing cards. Rajni loses the game
inspite having 3 ACES. Why?? Because
The girl had 3 RAJNIKANTS
15. Rajnikant can easily fly like a elephant
16. Gf: Mera koi picha karte rehta hai…Rajni:
ok..Nxt day…Gf: Hey… where the hell is
My Shadow????
17. Rajnikanth’s postal address: Rajnikanth ,
Madras
18. Rajanikanth can eat lunch before
breakfast.
19. Rajnikanth can find a lost virginity
20. Once all media men went to rajinikanth to
ask if he feels bad of the jokes
circulated. Rajini said : “DO YOU THINK
THEY ARE JOKES”
21. What is Rajnikanth’e email address ?
Rajnikanth@Rajnikanth.Rajnikanth
22. Rajanikanth took 12 wickets in one
match.
23. Rajanikanth got nobel prize in acting.

Submitted By : samar khan
Place : chittagong
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Apr
8
2015

Rajnikanth best jokes


Rajnikanth best jokes

1.Once Rajnikanth kicked a horse in it's chin. It's descendents are known as Giraffes.

2.There once was a street called Rajinikanth, but the name was changed for public safety because nobody crosses Rajinikanth and lives.

3.Long time back two men made fun of Rajnikanth. Today they're known as Santa & Banta.

4. Kings buy Rajinikanth size beds.

5. Sachin Tendulkar can hit a six over 100 meters. Rajinikanth can throw Tendulkar even further.

6.When Rajinikanth was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

7.Rajinikanth can divide by zero.

8. When Rajinikanth asks you a question, there is no answer.

Submitted By : Steve
Place : Washington DC
13 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Apr
8
2015
Rajnikanth tears cure cancer too bad that he


Rajnikanth tears cure cancer . too bad that he never cried again

Submitted By : Steve
Place : Washington DC
11 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Mar
23
2015
Rajinikanth will never have a heart attack even


Rajinikanth will never have a heart attack... even a heart isnt foolish enough to attack Rajinikanth.

Submitted By : Steve
Place : Washington DC
8 Likes
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Rating :   2 Votes


Mar
23
2015
Once Rajnikanth told a man to Go to hell Today


Once Rajnikanth told a man to "Go to hell". Today the man is known as "Yamraj".

Submitted By : Steve
Place : Washington DC
9 Likes
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Rating :   2 Votes


Mar
23
2015
Rajnikanth once hit a six while playing cricket


Rajnikanth once hit a six while playing cricket. Today the ball is known as Pluto.

Submitted By : Steve
Place : Washington DC
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Feb
3
2015

Breaking News


Breaking News:
Rajnikanth Purchases Two NANO Cars for
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Skating?!!

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
8 Likes
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Rating :   1 Votes