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Sep
3
2015
Rajnikant never calls wrong no Its them who


Rajnikant never calls wrong no . Its them who picks up the wrong

phone.:-)

Submitted By : Devil
Place : Bengaluru
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Aug
31
2015
There once was a street called Rajnikant but it


There once was a street called Rajnikant but it was changed due to

public safety because no one crosses rajnikant and live. :-)

Submitted By : Devil
Place : Bengaluru
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Aug
31
2015
When bruce banner gets angry he turns into Hulk


When bruce banner gets angry , he turns into Hulk, When hulk gets

angry he turns into Rajnikant , when Rajnikant gets angry , run.

Submitted By : Devil
Place : Bengaluru
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Aug
30
2015
Rajnikant can make a snowman out of rain


Rajnikant can make a snowman out of rain.

Submitted By : Devil
Place : Bengaluru
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Aug
30
2015
When Rajnikant enters a room he does not turns


When Rajnikant enters a room , he does not turns on the lights , he turn

off the dark.

Submitted By : Devil
Place : Bengaluru
10 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jul
29
2015

Narendra Modis mobile was ringing


Narendra Modi’s mobile was ringing..
He picked the call..
Namo: Hello Rajnikant, kaise ho..!
Rajnikant shocked
Rajni: tumko kaise pata chala ki me Rajnikant hu?
Mera number to TRUE CALLER walo ko bhi nahi
pata aur mera number kisi k mobile me display
bhi nahi hota..
Namo: Aise hi thoda PM bana hu.. muje itni to
akal hai k switched off mobile pe sirf tumhara hi
phone lag sakta hai..
RajniKant shocked modi rocks!!

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
31 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   19 Votes


Jun
27
2015
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that


A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people.
It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and
that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Submitted By : niraj kumar sahu
Place : laumunda
13 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Jun
27
2015

1ce James Bond shoots a prsn say


1ce James Bond shoots a prsn & say
I m Bond, James Bond.
Climax-
Bt d prsn catches d bullet & throws at Bond, n' Bond dies d prsn says-
I m Kant, Rajnikant.

Submitted By : niraj kumar sahu
Place : laumunda
13 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes