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May
7
2014

Pani mai sans lo


Pani mai sans lo
toh aati hai bubble
aabh toh cid ki taqat
ho gai hai double.
Amit Phojdar 8006470218

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


May
7
2014

har assman pe mera


har assman pe mera
naam likha tha

baad mein pata lga daya
rishvat mein bika tha.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
8 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


May
7
2014

Kejariwall ne diolog bola Bhai logo


Kejariwall ne diolog bola.. Bhai logo,
Desh k sabhi leader bhrasht h..

Wah wah

kejariwal ne diolog bola.. Bhai logo,

Desh k sabhi leader bhrasht h..
Acp bola - daya pata lagao,

Rajnikant k masage se kaun- kaun trasht h..

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
10 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


May
7
2014

Read Must D


Read Must :D

Every episode of CID has these 3 things:

1. Abhijeet : Dekhiye plz co-operate kijiye, Hum CID se hai.
Person : Hunnnhhh.... CIDEEEE:O:O
( As if he did the crime :P )

2. Daya : Accha, nahi pata tujhe..Slaps Criminal starts sobbing in the CID Bureau
Haan, maine hi maara tha usko :'(

3. ACP-prathuman : Khud ko
bachane ke liye tumne do do
khoon kar daale..
Ab toh tumhe, faasi hi hogi..
Faaasssiiiii... :@

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
18 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


May
7
2014

Fredricks ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai


Fredricks ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai....
Fredricks ke sar pe 50000 ka loan hai......
Abhijeet pata karo yeh CID wali shayari banata kaun hai !
Amit Phojdar 8006470218

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


May
7
2014

Dekho kitna pyaara khargosh hai


Dekho kitna pyaara khargosh hai
Dekho kitna pyaara khargosh hai
Daya inko chhod do,
ye dono NIRDOSH hai

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


May
7
2014

Na jeene ki tamana


Na jeene ki tamana,
na marne ka kauf...
Naa jeene ki tamanna
na marne ka kauf....
Daya the suspect's phone
is currently switched off.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Apr
15
2014

JANTA MAAF NAHI KAREGI


JANTA MAAF NAHI KAREGI
Collection :---
1.Whatsapp par 2 KM lambey message bhejne waalon
# Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi.
2. John Abraham ko comedy film me cast karne walo
# Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi
3. Har hafte Adobe update nikalne wale logon,
# Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi
4. Good Morning ko Guuddd morningggg..!!! likhne waalon
# Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi
5. Chilar ki Jagah , Eclairs dene waalo,
# Janta Maaf Nhi Karegi
6. Har Movie Se Pehle Gutka Mukesh ki Ad Dikhane Waalo,
# Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi
7. Ladko Ki Reply Par Hmmm.. Likhne Wali Ladkiyan,
# Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi
8. "I LOVE YOU but as a friend" kehne wali ladkiyon
# Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi
9. Har hafte Set Max par Sooryavansham dikhane walo,
# Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi
10. Sunny Leone ko sari pehnane walon..
# Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi
11. Android per BBM use karne walo
# Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi
12. 21 ball me 11 run banake world cup harvane walo
# Janta Maaf Nahi Karegi

Submitted By : Deeraaz
Place : Lucknow
8 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes