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May
8
2014

Whats d diff btwn Pongal n idly


Whats d diff btwn Pongal n idly?
think...think..think...

Ans : U ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
9 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


May
8
2014
Why does d bride groom exchange garlands at d


Why does d bride & groom exchange garlands at d time of wedding..... B'coz they
say to each other affectionately that : "DARLING NOW U R DEAD"...

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
8 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


May
8
2014

What is the height of confusion


What is the height of confusion?

Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
9 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


May
8
2014
Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in


Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in
d same college where u study ?

Ans 100% Attendazzz

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


May
8
2014

Mujhe to khud ki value tab hi pta


Mujhe to khud ki value tab hi pta
chalti hai,
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. Jab customer care wale kehte hai,
"Aap ka call hmare liye important
hai kripiya line pr bne rahe"

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


May
8
2014

Sir Akbar kaun tha


Sir:? Akbar kaun tha ??
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Pappu:? Pata nahin..
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. SIR:? Padhai ki taraf dhyan do..
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Pappu:? Sir, Love, Pankaj, Avinash, kaun hai ?? .
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SIR:? Pata nahi..
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Pappu:? Apni beti ki taraf dhyan
dijiye..
Teacher Shocked?
Pappu Rocked..

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
10 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


May
8
2014

Prize winning message of the year-


Prize winning message of the year-

''Kya Ye CORRUPTION kuchh le de k khatam nahi ho sakta...?''

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
10 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


May
8
2014

Best Msg For 2014 Election -


Best Msg For 2014 Election :-

Politician Subah Jaagte Hi Sochte Hein,
Ki Vote Kaise Milega ??:-|

Par.

Ek Gareeb Aadmi Yahi Sochte Sochte,
Guzar Deta He Ki Aaj 2 Waqt Ka
Khana Kaise Milega..!:-o:-(

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
15 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes