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May
8
2014

Air hostes to Pandit


Air hostes to Pandit:
Sir,kya lenge?

Pandit-Puri,sabji,khir aur laddu.

Air hostess-Sir,aap kingfisher k plane me baithe h,

Vijay malya k shraadh me nahi..

? ? ?

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
10 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


May
8
2014

Ek ladki ne muje poke kiya


Ek ladki ne muje poke kiya,
Phir kya tha..
Maine bhi use poke kiya,
Usne muje dubara poke kiya,
Me bhi kaunsa kam tha, maine use phir se poke
kiya.. Phir usne poke kiya, Phir maine poke kiya,
Phir usne poke kiya,
Phir maine poke kiya,
Aisa 10 din tk chalta rha
Akhir kar..

ek din ladki ne haar manke muje frnd
request bhej di aur me jeet gaya..

Moral- ye jarurI nhi ki har story me moral ho

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
8 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


May
8
2014

Paach chipkali ek deewar par hoti hai


Paach chipkali ek deewar par hoti hai.
tho us me ki ek chipkali gana gati hai.tho vo char chipkali neeche kyo girte hai.
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kyoki vo char chipkali taali bajati hai.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
9 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


May
8
2014

Ishq mein daulat saari na luta dena


Ishq mein daulat saari na luta dena,
mummy papa ke armaan khaak mein na mila dena.
Ghar se mile hain paise sabzi laane ke liye beta,
bazaar jaakar girlfriend ka recharge mat kara dena!

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
10 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


May
8
2014
Why do we sometimes write etc at the end in the


Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?

bcoz it means...

E- End of
T- Thinking
C- Capacity.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
13 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


May
8
2014
How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wifes Mind 4


How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind 4 u ?

Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..

"I Luv u too" (GAME OVER!)

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


May
8
2014

What is the Diff bw Young Age Old Age


What is the Diff b/w Young Age & Old Age?

Simple : In Young Age Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers.

In Old Age : Its Full of Doctors Numbers.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
8 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


May
8
2014
What is the diff between GHAZAL LECTURE


What is the diff between "GHAZAL" & "LECTURE" ?

Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL" and Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes