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Sep
18
2014

In books


In books
Kissing a frog will make him a prince.


In reality
Kissing a boy will make him a dog running before you.

Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
13 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Sep
17
2014
when astro uncle was a kid he used to say this


when astro uncle was a kid he used to say this thing......
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subaah subaah agar khuch lucky pana ho toh apne gaal par mummy ki kisi chadaaye din shubh jayega. ;^)

Submitted By : arvinder kaur
Place : punjab,ludhiana
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jul
8
2014

See Shradha Kapoors Luck


See Shradha Kapoor's Luck.
Movie 1:- Aashiqui 2 Me Bewda Mila.
Movie 2:- Ek Villain Me Gunda (Lafanga) Mila.
Baap Ne Koi Acche Karm Kiye Hote Toh Koi Hero Milta Na.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
15 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Jun
27
2014
Agar mobile India me banta hota to mobile me


Agar mobile India me banta hota to mobile me kuch aise Templates hote:
1. Kutte call kar.!
2. Cigarette lete hua aayeo.!
3. Date par hoon.!
4. Yaar kisi ladke/ladki ka number to de.!
5. Abey recharge karva kamine.!
6. Kutte,.,kahan mara pada h.?
7. Dimag mat khaaaa.!
8. Yaar meri gf naraz h,.,2-3 senti message to bhej.!
9. Abhi call nahi karo baby,.,mummy paas me h.!

Submitted By : Prashant Mankotia
Place : Solan
18 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


May
30
2014
QWhat would an angrezamericanbritish say to his


Q.What would an angrez[american/british] say to his indian naukar [servant] who can only understand hindi if he wants him 2 open the door!!

A."There Was A Cold Day " - (say it fast)!

Submitted By : Kj
Place : Faridabad
17 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


May
29
2014
PATNI-Tumhari Himmat Kaise Hui Pados Wali Ke


PATNI-Tumhari Himmat Kaise Hui Pados Wali Ke Sath Picture Dekhne Ki?
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PATI- Pagli, Aajkal Biwi Bachon Ke Sath Dekhne Layak Filme Banti Hi Kaha Hai?

Submitted By : Prashant Mankotia
Place : Solan
96 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   54 Votes


May
8
2014
Baba Ramdev kehete hai ki achi sehat ke liye


Baba Ramdev kehete hai ki achi sehat ke liye saas par control karo

Ab baba ko kaun samajye yahan biwi pe control to hota nahin, saas pe control kaise kare

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
18 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


May
8
2014

20000 index ki mahima nirali hai


20000 index ki mahima nirali hai,
Suna hai nifty ambani ki gharwali hai,
Ye kaisi diwali hai,
Sensex hai bhara bhara,
Par aam admi ki jeb abhi bhi khali khali hai.!

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
10 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes