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Apr
4
2014

Best Msg For 2014 Election -


Best Msg For 2014 Election :-

Politician Subah Jaagte Hi Sochte Hein,
Ki Vote Kaise Milega ??:-|

Par.

Ek Gareeb Aadmi Yahi Sochte Sochte,
Guzar Deta He Ki Aaj 2 Waqt Ka
Khana Kaise Milega..!:-o:-(

Submitted By : Nishujt
Place : nagpur
5 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Mar
30
2014

Prize winning message of the year-


Prize winning message of the year-

''Kya Ye CORRUPTION kuchh le de k khatam nahi ho sakta...?''

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Submitted By : Swapnil
Place : Mumbai
3 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Mar
22
2014

raj chalate chalate pasina ho raha hai


raj. chalate chalate pasina ho raha hai
abrar. chalo udhar chaav me khade ho jate hai
raj. rahane do dhup me pasina sukh jayega

Submitted By : shubham
Place : mumbai
3 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Mar
4
2014

A question to a sleeping student


A question to a sleeping student
Teacher-Who invented stream engine
Student-what sir
Teacher- Its right
It was James Watt.
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Submitted By : Dinkle
Place : Mumbai
6 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


Jan
25
2014

Neil Nitin Mukesh Pj's


When neil nitin mukesh cracks a joke , people tell him "abey yaar yeh to three much jo gya"

Submitted By : Morningstar
Place : Noida
19 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jan
3
2014

Mujhe to khud ki value tab hi pta


Mujhe to khud ki value tab hi pta
chalti hai,
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. Jab customer care wale kehte hai,
"Aap ka call hmare liye important
hai kripiya line pr bne rahe"
B+

Submitted By : PeS
Place : Jaipur
7 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Nov
25
2013

Very sexy story


Very sexy story

1 badshah apne sipahiyo ke sath ek
talab par nahane ke liye gaya waha
kuch ladkiya pehle se naha rahi thi
badshah ki sawari aate dekh wo sari
bahar aa gayi unme se ek ladki
badshah ko pasand aa gayi..!!
Badshah apne mahel wapas
aaya,lekin badshah ki nazro ke
samne bar bar usi ladki ki surat aa
rahi thi,uska mann kisi kaam me
nahi lag raha tha,raat hui sari raat
badshah usi ladki ke bare me sochta
raha,subah usne apne sipahiyo ko
hukm diya jao pata karo wo ladki
kaha rehti hai,sipahiyo ne pata
lagaya,
Uss ladki ka baap sunaar tha,
badshah ne sunaar ko darbar me
bulaya.
4 din guzarne k baad bhi sunar
badshah k darbar me nahi
aya,badshah ne dubara bulawa
bheja,is bar 8 din guzar gaye wo
nahi aaya,badshah ko gussa aa gaya
aur usne sunar ko giraftar karne k
liye Sipahi bheje.
Jab woh Sunar k ghar pahuche to
ghar ko Tala laga hua tha,
Badshah ne Sipahiyon ko Hukm diya
ki Sunaar ko dhundo.
Sipahiyo ne sunar ko har jagah
dhunda lekin wo unko kahi nhi mila.
Fir unhone ek tarkeeb nikali aur
ailaan kiya ke jo bhi sunaar ko
dhundne me madat karega use 1kg
sona diya jayega.ek hafta guzar
gaya,
Fir bhi sunaar nahi mila.
Fir ailaan kiya gaya ki jo bhi sunaar
ko chupne me madat karega use
sooli pe chadaya jayega.aur ek hafta
guzar gaya,
Fir bhi sunaar nahi mila.
Fir 1 mahina guzar gya fir bhi sunar
nhi mila
Fir raja ne ailaan kiya ki agar sunar
nhi mila toh woh pure rajya ko saja
dega fir bhi sunar nahi mila.
Aakhir mei raja ne aas paas ke kahi
rajyo ke raja o se madat maangi,
Unhone bhi sunar ko apne apne
rajya mei dhoonda fir sunar nhi
mila.
Badshah mayus ho gaya,ek din
badshah ne ek sapna dekha sapne
me usi taalab ko dekha aur sapne
me hi daud kar us taalab ke pas
gaya lekin waha bhi koi nahi
tha,udas hokar jab piche palta to ek
gyani baba nazar aaye unhone nadi
ko lag kar ek jhopde ki taraf ishara
kiya aur kaha tujhe jiski talash hai
wo wahi hai,badshah chaunk kar
nind se utha aur apne sipahiyo ko
lekar us talab ke pas gaya,waha wo
sapne wala jhopda use nazar
aaya,badshah khush ho gaya,aur jab
jhopde me ghusa to ek ladki aur aur
ek boodha aadmi nazar aaye,lekin
wo ladki badsurat thi aur uska baap
bhikhari tha.
Ab bhi sunar nahi mila,
Aakhir kar tang aakar badshah ne
apne sipahiyo ko Nakara karar diya
aur case CBI ko saunp diya,
Phir bhi SUNAR nahi MILA,
Aur aakhir Raja ka,uske siphaiyon
ka,dusre rajya walo ka aur CBI walo
ka Sunar ko dhundne me sara Waqt
aise barbad hua jaise Aap ka is
message ko padhne me hua...
jis ka koi matlab nahi.
Hasna mat, mere sath bhi aisa hua
tha..!!
kisi aur ko bhej ke badla le lo! ?? Sunar mil jae to bata dena ushki
ladki bahut khubsurat hai ..!!
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Submitted By : Sunny
Place : Kedgaon
70 Likes
38 Dislikes
Rating :   44 Votes


Nov
20
2013

Who are lizards


Who are lizards?


Awesome answer by a kid....

They are those poor crocodiles who forgot to have Horlicks when they were young

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
42 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   40 Votes