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Jan
5
2016

Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill


Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill

Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill

Aur

Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To

Daru Ka Bill

Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill…

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
9 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes


Jan
5
2016
Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar Unki Tasveer Bathroom


Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar Unki Tasveer Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,
Wah Wah…

Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar Unki Tasvir Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,

Aur Har Ghadi Unka Didar Ho Isliye Julab Ki Goli Kha Rakhi Hai…

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
9 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Jan
5
2016
One Boy to Waiter Hum Yahan Nahi Rahenge Humare


One Boy to Waiter: Hum Yahan Nahi Rahenge, Humare Paise Wapis Karo,
Itna Chhota Kamra Aur Bas Ek Stool,

Tumne Hume Bewkoof Samajh Rakha Hai Kya?

Waiter: Sir, Kamrey Mein To Chaliye Ye Lift Hai…

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
9 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Jan
5
2016

Devdas Ki Tarah Jaan Mat Do Yaaro


Devdas Ki Tarah Jaan Mat Do Yaaro

Pyar Ko Laat Maro

Meri Baat Mano

Na Chandramukhi Na Paro

Roz Raat Ek Strong Beer Maaro Aur

Chain Se Zindagi Gujaro…

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
9 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Jan
5
2016
Jab Tum Safed Saadi Per Laal Bindi Lagati Ho


Jab Tum Safed Saadi Per Laal Bindi Lagati Ho

Kasam Se, Ambulance Najar Aati Ho

Farak Sirf Itna Hai Ki Wo Ghaylo Ko Lekar

Jati Hai Or Tum Ghayal Kar Ke Jati Ho…

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
9 Likes
18 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Jan
5
2016
Dard Ka Ehsas Jab Se Ladkiyan Karne Lagi


Dard Ka Ehsas Jab Se Ladkiyan Karne Lagi

Uff Ladkon Ki Kismat Dar-Dar Bhatakne Lagi

Husan Ke Phool Ko Perfume Se Mehkaane Wali

Yeh Ladkiyan Murjhayi To Guldaste Se Utarne Lagi…

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
8 Likes
16 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Jan
5
2016

Taqdir Banane Wale Tune Bhi Had Kar Di


Taqdir Banane Wale Tune Bhi Had Kar Di

Taqdir Mein Kisi Aur Ka Naam Likha

Aur
Dil Mein Chahat Ek Farebi Ki Bhar Di…

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
8 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Jan
5
2016

Aapke Har Gunah Ki Mafi Hai


Aapke Har Gunah Ki Mafi Hai

Aap Jo Roye To Bahut Na Insaafi Hai

Aapki Aankho Mein Na Aaye Kabhi Pani

Kyunki

Behne Ke Liye To Aapki Naak Hi Kafi Hai…

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
8 Likes
14 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes