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Jan
7
2016

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दुकानदार:-क्या चाहिए ?

ग्राहक:-जी योनि ।

दुकानदार :- मादर चोद क्या बोला तूने?

ग्राहक: जिओनी का मोबाइल चाहिए बहनचोद बेहरे लंड..

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
13 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jan
5
2016
Bank Ke Lootere Bank Mein Ek Sher Farmate Hain


Bank Ke Lootere Bank Mein Ek Sher Farmate Hain,

Taqdeer Mein Jo Hai Vahi Milega

Wah… Wah…

Taqdeer Mein Jo Hai Wahi Milega

Hands Up Koi Apni Jagah Se Nahi Hilega…

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
10 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Jan
5
2016

Aap Ko Miss Karna Roz Ki Baat Hai


Aap Ko Miss Karna Roz Ki Baat Hai,

Yaad Karna Aadat Ki Baat Hai,

Aap Se Dur Rehna Kayamat Ki Baat Hai,

Magar Aap Ko Jhelna Himmat Ki Baat Hai…

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
9 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Jan
5
2016

Miss Karte Hai Aapko


Miss Karte Hai Aapko,

Yaad Bhi Bahut Satai Hai,

Karne Ko To Phone,

Bhi Kar Lete Par,

Costumer Care Ki Ek Ladki,

Balance Kam Batati Hai…

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
8 Likes
16 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Jan
5
2016

Hamne Dhoop Samjhi


Hamne Dhoop Samjhi,

Woh Chhaya Nikali,

Hamne Gaay Samjhi,

Woh Bhains Nikali,

Beda Gark Ho In Beauty Parlaro Ka,

Hamne Toh Unhe Kadki Samjha Tha,

Lekin Woh Ladki Ki Maa Nikali…

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
8 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Jan
5
2016

20th Sadi Ki Ladkiyan -


20th Sadi Ki Ladkiyan :-

Agar Tum Mil Jaao,

Jamana Chhod Denge Hum,

21th Sadi Ki Ladkiyan :-

Agar Tum Mil Jaao,

Purana Chhod Denge Hum…

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
8 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Jan
5
2016

Machhar Ne Jo Kata


Machhar Ne Jo Kata,

Dil Mein Mere Janun Tha,

Khujali Itni Huyi Ke,

Dil Besukun Tha,

Pakda Toh Chhod Diya,

Yeh Sochkar,

Saale Ki Rago Mein,

Apna Hi Khoon Tha…

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
7 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Jan
5
2016

Ek Aadmi


Ek Aadmi,

Khud Khusi Par Bhasan De Raha Tha:-

Khud Khusi Paap Hai,

Julum Hai, Gunah Hai,

Bujdili Hai, Pagalpan Hai,

Khudkhusi Karne Se Behtar Hai Ki ,

Aadmi Khud Ko Goli Maar Le…

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
7 Likes
14 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes