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Oct
7
2011
Amirican Rastrapati Sala Kaha Rehta Hai....?


munna bhai: amirican rastrapati sala kaha rehta hai....?
circut: dhobigath pe....
munna bhai: dhobigath bole to.....?
circut: bhai englih main usko washington kehte hai....

Submitted By : Kiran
Place : Chapra, Bihar
185 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


Nov
12
2011

Apun Kay Rubber k Gloves...!!!


Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.
Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

Submitted By : Sudarshan
Place : Panchkula, Haryana
130 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Jan
13
2012
Gandhi ji Kapde Kyu Nahi Pehantay Thay...?


Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji
kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?


Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!

Submitted By : Dinesh
Place : Chandrapur, Maharashtra
442 Likes
32 Dislikes
Rating :   45 Votes


Feb
2
2012
Gandhiji Har Note Me Haste Kyu Rehte Hai..?


Munna : Yaar Circuit ,ye gandhiji Har note me haste kyu rehte hai?

Circuit:Simple hai bhai! Royenge to note gila ho jaye ga...

Submitted By : Basant
Place : Hazaribag, Jharkhand
421 Likes
14 Dislikes
Rating :   53 Votes


Feb
11
2012

Bolay To Meri Fees Buhat Zyada Ha...!


Munna Bhai: Abay Circuit, Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula ke laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.

Circuit: par Bhai aap to khud doctor ho.

Munna Bhai: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai!

Submitted By : Krishna
Place : Patna, Bihar
243 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   21 Votes


Dec
23
2011

After Finishing MBBS....Dr.Munna!


After Finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna Starts his practice.
He 1st checks the patient's eyes, tongue & ears with a Torch &
finally declares BOLE TO........TORCH THEEEEK HAI

Submitted By : Rajan
Place : Bharatpur, Rajasthan
153 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Sep
10
2011

Mamu...Tu Kitna Padela Hai ?


MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?

MAMU: B.A.

MUNNA BHAI: Sala, doh akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?

Submitted By : Sanjiv
Place : Patna, Bihar
235 Likes
14 Dislikes
Rating :   23 Votes


Oct
5
2011

Ye Ramnavmi Kyo Manai Jaati Hai..?


Munnabhai-Ye Ramnavmi kyo manai jaati hai?
Circuit-Arey simple hai bhai.......
is din bhagwan RAM aathvi pass karke Navmi me gaye the.

Submitted By : Indrajit
Place : Itarsi, Madhya Pradesh
340 Likes
20 Dislikes
Rating :   38 Votes