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Oct
21
2011

Ford mane gaadi


MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.


MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

Submitted By : Rashmi
Place : New Delhi
326 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   26 Votes


Nov
1
2011

Jadu ki Japhhi


Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai,
aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.
Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.


Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray
paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.
Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai.


Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy)
Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.

Submitted By : Mahavir
Place : Panchkula, Haryana
134 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


Sep
21
2011

Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti


LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.


CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!

Submitted By : Aseem
Place : Arrah, Bihar
293 Likes
22 Dislikes
Rating :   25 Votes


Nov
9
2011

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace


MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!

Submitted By : Harshad
Place : Hanumangarh, Rajasthan
173 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Aug
21
2011

Impact of Movies


Impact of Movies:


Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?


Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Submitted By : Bijay
Place : Gangapur, Rajasthan
192 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes


Oct
26
2011

ha ha ha


MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha

Submitted By : Satish
Place : Darbhanga, Bihar
296 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   23 Votes


Oct
21
2011

Circuit... Bole Toh Yeh Ford Kya Hai?


MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.


MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai,
Ox mane Bail,Ford mane gaadi.
Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

Submitted By : Chandra
Place : Rohtak, Haryana
111 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Dec
29
2011
Likhne ka DEAR SISTER(Nurse) I LOVE YOU...!


Munna Bhai: Circuit apun ko 1 Nurse se Pyar ho gayela hai, luv Letter me kya Likhu?


Circuit: Simple Bhai, Likhne ka

DEAR SISTER I LOV U

"MUNNA BHAI"

Submitted By : Anand
Place : Ambala, Haryana
289 Likes
16 Dislikes
Rating :   17 Votes