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Jun
14
2014
Married Men Live Longer Than Single Men Do


Married Men Live Longer Than Single Men Do,
But,
Married Men Are A Lot More Willing To Die.

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
13 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


May
26
2014
My advice to you is get married if you find a


My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

Submitted By : kushbu gadiya
Place : bangalore
14 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


May
26
2014
The real act of marriage takes place in the


The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband and wife.

Submitted By : kushbu gadiya
Place : bangalore
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jan
31
2014

Saath tumhara dena hai


Saath tumhara dena hai,
Kuch saath tumhara pana hai,
Patthro ke is shehar me,
Ek kaanch ka ghar banana hai,
Rab ne jo rishta aasman par likha hai,
Use duniya me nibhana hai,
Ek naam tumhara likhna hai,
Ek naam hame ban jana hai,
Tum rooth ke mujhse na jaao,
Mujhe saath tumhara pana hai,
Tum laut ke waapas aa jaao,
Mujhe HUMSAFAR tumhe banana hai,,,

Submitted By : SAJAN
Place : Ahmedabad
53 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   29 Votes


Nov
9
2013
A Husband working in UK wrote to his wife in India


A Husband working in UK wrote to his wife in India
Dear Sunita Darling,
I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart, please understand and adjust with this situation.
Your loving husband,

His wife replied
TINKU KE PAPPA,
Thanks for the 100 kisses.
Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.
2. The electricity man, agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only,so I gave him other items, I hope you understand.
5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and
I hope I can survive the month using this balance.
Shall I plan the same for the next month?
Your Sweet Heart

Submitted By : ashish
Place : baripada
38 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   19 Votes


Nov
9
2013

Aisi apni Wife ho


Aisi apni Wife ho.................. >
5'5 jiski height ho, > Jeans jiski tight ho, > Chehara jiska bright ho, > Weight mein thodi light Ho, > Umar me difference slight ho, > Thodi see wo quiet ho, > > Aise apni Wife ho. > Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho, > Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho, > India ki paidaish ho, > Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho Aisi apni Wife ho. > > Haath me garam chaai ho, > Dinner candle light ho, > Dono me na kabhi fight ho, > Milne ke baad dil delight ho, > Hey prabhu teri archana uski life ho. > Yeh kavita padhke sab kahe "Guru, tum right ho", > > Aise apni Wife ho. > Kaash yeh concept 0.0001 percent bhi right ho > Agar aisi apni wife hoto kya hasin life ho > Har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho > Khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki na gunjaish ho > Ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho > aisi apni wife ho.

Submitted By : ashish
Place : baripada
130 Likes
29 Dislikes
Rating :   36 Votes


Jul
25
2013

A man to doctor


A man to doctor:
Is there any medicine for long life?
Doctor: Get married!!
Man: Will it help?
Doctor: No, but it wil avoid such thoughts!!;-)

Submitted By : Ganesh
Place : Pune
8 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   18 Votes


Jul
3
2013

WHAT ID MARRIAGE


WHAT ID MARRIAGE: 
It's an agreement
wherein
a man loses his bachelor's degree
and a woman gains her master's

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
15 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes