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Jul
1
2015

Nicee stuff


FOR ALL LOVELY LADIES:

A man thanked God for giving
him a good wife.

He asked God,
"why did u make my wife so loving & caring?"

God replied: "so that u love her"

The man further asked:
"Why did u make her so beautiful and gorgeous

God replied: "so that u love her"

The man again asked:
"Why did u make her an amazing cook"

God replied: "so that u love her"

The man then angrily asked:
"But then why did u make her such a fool

God said: "so that she can love you too...!

All wives ROCK

Submitted By : aayush
Place : New Delhi
98 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   87 Votes


Jun
29
2015

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बीवी पोछा लगा रही हो -
तो साला पैर बचाकर ऐसे निकलना पड़ता है
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जैसे नक्सलियों ने लैंडमाइन बिछा रखा हो और
गलती से बारूद फट न जाए।

Submitted By : Sawan
Place : indore
17 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Jun
27
2015
The Best most easy and Effective way to


The Best & most easy and Effective way to remember ur wife?s birthday
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2 forget it once.

Submitted By : niraj kumar sahu
Place : laumunda
15 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Jun
26
2015

Shaadi ke baad pati ne


Shaadi ke baad pati ne
pucha:Tumhare shadi se
pehle kitne boyfrnd the?
Wife ne 1 lifafa dia,
jisme chawal k kuch dane aur 200 Rs
the
Pati : Ye kya? Wife : Mai jab bi
boyfriend banati thi to 1
chawl ka dana isme dal deti thi
Pati (Dane gin ke) Bus 7 ?
Aur ye 200 Rs
Kyun?
Wife : 4 killo chawal bech diye the
jo samjha,, thoko likes.
baaki ..ko pta hoga kya krna h.;-)

Submitted By : Sawan
Place : indore
24 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Jun
26
2015

Husband Kaha gayab thi 4 ghante se


Husband : Kaha gayab thi 4 ghante se?
Wife : Mall me gai thi, shopping karane.
H : Kya kya liya?
W : Ek hair band aur 45 selfies

Submitted By : Sawan
Place : indore
19 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Jun
11
2015
Pati Patni me ladai ho gaiPati ghar se chala gya


Pati Patni me ladai ho gai,Pati ghar se chala gya Raat ko phone karke pucha:"Khane me kya he Patni:zaher pati:me der se aunga,tum khakar so JANA

Submitted By : RD xunar
Place : India
12 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jun
5
2015

Funny stuff


Wife : I have a good news and a bad news

Husband : I am very busy ... Just give me good news

Wife : the airbags worked properly in our new Audi


Submitted By : aayush
Place : New Delhi
86 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   79 Votes


Jun
4
2015

Funny stuff



Absolute Classic

Heated gold
is called ornament,

Beaten copper
is called wire,

Compressed carbon
is called diamond.

Heated,
beaten and
compressed
human is called
HUSBAND..!!


Submitted By : aayush
Place : New Delhi
65 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   55 Votes