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Mar
23
2016

Wife Ye Aap Ki Shirt Per


Wife : Ye Aap Ki Shirt Per,
Lipstick Ka Nishan Kahan Se Aaya?
Husband : Mein Khud Paresaan Hu Nishan Dekhkar.
Maine Tu Uss Wakt Shirt Utari Hui Thi.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Feb
20
2016

Police - Kaha Ja Rahe Ho


Police - Kaha Ja Rahe Ho ?
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Sharabi- Daru Pine Se Hone Wale Nuksaan Pe Pravachan Sunne !
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Police- Itni Rat Ko Kon Dega Pravachan ?
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Sharabi- Biwi..
:-P :-D

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Feb
20
2016

Biwi Market Se Lauti


Biwi Market Se Lauti.
Pati: Mera Andaza Yeh Keh Raha Hai
Ki Iss Dibbe Mein Koi Khaane Ki Cheez Hai.
Patni: Arey Wah Mere Pati Parmeshwar,
Aap Ne Bilkul Sahi Andaza Lagaya Hai,
Isme Mere Naye Sandals Hain.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
12 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Feb
20
2016
Husband Meri Shirt Ulti Karke Press Karna


Husband: Meri Shirt Ulti Karke Press Karna.
Wife: Ok.
After 10 Minutes.
Husband: Meri Shirt Press Ki?
Wife: Nahi.
Husband: Kyun?
Wife: Ulti Nahin Aa Rahi Hai.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Feb
20
2016

Wife Agar Main Mountain Everest Pe


Wife : Agar Main Mountain Everest Pe,
Chadhun Toh Aap Mujhe Kya Doge ?




Husband : Pagli, Isme Pucchne Wali Kya Baat Hai.
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"DHAKKAA !"

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
10 Likes
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Rating :   3 Votes


Feb
20
2016
Suhag Raat Ko Pati Ghar k Andar Aate Hi


Suhag Raat Ko Pati Ghar k Andar Aate Hi,
Patni Ne Aapna Blouse Utar Diya.
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Yeh Dekh K Pati Bahut Heyran Ho Kar Poocha.
Arey,Yeh Kya Kar Rahi Ho?
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Patni Ne Sarmate Huye Jawab Diya.
Meri Bhabi Mujhe Boli Thi K Pati Ghar Aate Hi,
Usey Doodh Jarur Peelana.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Feb
20
2016

Pati Aaj Fhir Tumpe Pyaar Aaya Hai


Pati: Aaj Fhir Tumpe Pyaar Aaya Hai.
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Patni: HiLa Kar Sho Jaa,
Mujhe Bukhar Aaya Hai.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Feb
12
2016

Ek chutki sindoor ki kimaat B-


पत्नी अपने पति को
बार बार बोलती थी :----

"एक चुटकी सिन्दूर की कीमत
तुम क्या जानो बाबू"


एक बार पति ने उसे अपने पास
बिठाकर हिंदी में समझाया : --

देख

रसोई राशन Rs 13,000/-
बिजली बिल Rs. 2,500/-
पानी Rs. 1,000/-
बच्चों की स्कूल फीस Rs.12,000/-
ट्युशन फीस Rs. 3,000/-
मकान EMI. Rs.17,500/-
मोबाइल खर्च Rs. 1,500/-
मेडिसन Rs. 1,500/-
पेट्रोल Rs. 2,000/-
अन्य खरचा Rs. 6,000/-

और ये सब इसलिए कि तेरी मांग मेंc
एक चुटकी सिन्दूर भरा है। वरना 10
हजार में मस्त जी रहा होता।

इसलिए सुन एक चुटकी सिन्दूर की
कीमत कम से कम 60,000/- रू महिना है ।

आज के बाद चुप रहियो ।।

:-D :-D :-D

Submitted By : Morningstar
Place : Noida
11 Likes
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Rating :   3 Votes