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Jul
27
2016

wife Im going to London


'wife; I'm going to London.
Do u want any gift?
Husband: (mazak me) Me manguga woh tum la nahi paogi.
Wife : mang ke to dekho
Husband : I want A British Girl..
wife:ok...
Wife returns
husband: where iz gift?
wife: wait for 9 months!!!!!!!!'

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
22 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Pappu Yaar Main jo bhi kaam shuru krta hoon Meri


Pappu: Yaar! Main jo bhi kaam shuru krta hoon ,Meri biwi beech mein aa jati hain
Chappu :- Tu Truck chala kar dekh,Shayad Kismat Sath de de! :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
17 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Jul
25
2016
Judge- Kya proof hai k tum car speed me nahi


Judge- Kya proof hai k tum car speed me nahi chala rahe the?
Man- Sir, main apni wife ko lene sasural ja raha tha.
Judge- Riha kar do is masoom ko.... :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
23 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Jan
5
2015
Patni Ko Begum Kyu Kehte Hai Jawab Kyonki Shaadi


Patni Ko Begum Kyu Kehte Hai? Jawab: Kyonki Shaadi Karne Ke Baad Sare Gum To Pati Ke Hisse Mein Aa Jate Hai, Isliye Patni Be-Gum Ho Jati Hai!!

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jan
5
2015
Wife Ne Ek Sign Board Dekha Banarsi Saree 10-


Wife Ne Ek Sign Board Dekha: Banarsi Saree 10/- Nylon 8/- Cotton 5/- Wife Khush Hoke Apne Husband Se: Mujhe Rs. 500 Do, Me 50 Saree Kharidungi. Husband: Birbal Ki Maa, Istri Ki Dukan Hai Woh..!

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jan
5
2015
Wife Batao Tumhe Me Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon


Wife: Batao Tumhe Me Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon? Husband: Bahut Zyada. Wife: Fir Bhi Batao Kitni? Husband: Itni Ki Dil Karta Hai Tere Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aun.

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jan
5
2015
Wife Agar Me Marr Jau To Tum Kya Karoge Husband


Wife: Agar Me Marr Jau To Tum Kya Karoge? Husband: Shayad Me Bhi Marr Jaunga. Wife: Kyon? Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Zyada Kushi Janleva Hoti Hai..

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
10 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Mar
24
2016

Height Of Shock


Height Of Shock:

Malkin:
Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi???

Kamwali:
Memsab Mainey To Facebook Pe
Status Update Kar Diya Tha,..
Ke Main Gaon Ja Rahi Hoon. . .
APKE Pati Ne Comment Bhi Kiya,

"HAVE A SAFE TRIP..
COME SOON HONEY..

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
12 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes