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Jul
27
2016
Father to son Hey Son why is your mother sitting


Father to son: Hey Son! why is your mother sitting so silent today??
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Son: Nothing dad.!!!! :o
She asked forlipstick and I heard favistick
Father: God bless you my son.. :D :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
16 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Aik Admi Ne Ad Dekha


Aik Admi Ne Ad Dekha,
Purana Mobile Do Aur New Mobile Lo,
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Wo Us Address per Geya,
Wahan Koi Shop Nahi Thi.
Us Ne Wahan 2 Larkon Se, Us Ad K BaryMein Pucha.
Unho Ne Gun Nikal K Kaha,
Ye Ad Hum Ne Hi Dia Tha,
Chal Purana Mobile De Or Ja kar Naya MobileLe. :p

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
13 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Father Tumhare Result ka kya hua


Father: Tumhare Result ka kya hua.........?? . . .
Son: Headmster ka beta fail ho gaya, . . .
Father: Aur tum...?? . . .
Son: Doctor ka beta Bhi fail ho gaya, . . .
Father: Aur tumhara result kaisa Aaya....?? . . .
Son: Wo Wakeel Ka Beta Bhi fail Ho gya, . . .
Father: Kamine mai tera puch raha hun. . . .
Son: To Tu konsa Rajnikant Hai, Tera Beta Bhi Fail hua hai..

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
13 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Jul
27
2016

When a girl Is in her Mayka she stays


When a girl Is in her Mayka, she stays
like a
RANI,
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Jab Shaadi hokar jati hai toh LAXMI
kehlati hai,
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Aur Sasural me Kaam Karte-Karte BAI
ban jaati
hai.
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Is tarah Ladkiya RANI-LAXMI-BAI ban
jati hai! !!!! :D :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
17 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Theres a good news and a bad news as well


"There's a good news and a bad news as well"
"What"
"Good news is that there's no bad news and bad news is that there's no good one"

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
12 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jul
25
2016

Modi has proved one thing


Modi has proved one thing
Biwi ki tension na ho to admi chaiwale se PM ban sakta hai...
AND
on the other hand Sonia gandhi also proved....
Agar biwi k paas pareshan karne k liye pati na ho to wo pure desh ko pareshan kar sakti hai....
Modi sirf acche din la kar dega ...
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Acchi raton ka intajam khud karna hoga..

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
14 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Jul
25
2016

Mom khana khaya tune


Mom : khana khaya tune?
me : haan
Mom : Ab goli kha..
me : Mom maine tumhara namak khaya hai!
Mom : Bakwaas band kar jaldi se dawai kha bukhar kam ho jayega

Submitted By : Bk Nayan
Place : Mumbai
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Jul
14
2016

What do we learn from


What do we learn from

cow,
buffaloes,
elephants

It is just impossible
to reduce weight
by eating salads and walking.


Submitted By : Sanket
Place : surat
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes