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Jul
28
2016

Dosti aur pyar nadi pe gumne gye


Dosti aur pyar nadi pe gumne gye

pyar nadi me gir gya
Qki pyar andha hota H

uske piche dosti bi gir gai
Qki dosti kisi ka sath nhi chodth.

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
25 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Agar mobile India me banta hota to mobile me


Agar mobile India me banta hota to mobile me kuch aise Templates hote:
1. Kutte call kar.!
2. Cigarette lete hua aayeo.!
3. Date par hoon.!
... 4. Yaar kisi ladke/ladki ka number to de.!
5. Abey recharge karva kamine.!
6. Kutte,.,kahan mara pada h.?
7. Dimag mat khaaaa.!
8. Yaar meri gf naraz h,.,2-3 senti message to bhej.!
9. Abhi call nahi karo baby,.,mummy paas me h.! :O

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
19 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Father to son Hey Son why is your mother sitting


Father to son: Hey Son! why is your mother sitting so silent today??
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Son: Nothing dad.!!!! :o
She asked forlipstick and I heard favistick
Father: God bless you my son.. :D :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
15 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Aik Admi Ne Ad Dekha


Aik Admi Ne Ad Dekha,
Purana Mobile Do Aur New Mobile Lo,
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Wo Us Address per Geya,
Wahan Koi Shop Nahi Thi.
Us Ne Wahan 2 Larkon Se, Us Ad K BaryMein Pucha.
Unho Ne Gun Nikal K Kaha,
Ye Ad Hum Ne Hi Dia Tha,
Chal Purana Mobile De Or Ja kar Naya MobileLe. :p

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
13 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Father Tumhare Result ka kya hua


Father: Tumhare Result ka kya hua.........?? . . .
Son: Headmster ka beta fail ho gaya, . . .
Father: Aur tum...?? . . .
Son: Doctor ka beta Bhi fail ho gaya, . . .
Father: Aur tumhara result kaisa Aaya....?? . . .
Son: Wo Wakeel Ka Beta Bhi fail Ho gya, . . .
Father: Kamine mai tera puch raha hun. . . .
Son: To Tu konsa Rajnikant Hai, Tera Beta Bhi Fail hua hai..

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
13 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Jul
27
2016

When a girl Is in her Mayka she stays


When a girl Is in her Mayka, she stays
like a
RANI,
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Jab Shaadi hokar jati hai toh LAXMI
kehlati hai,
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Aur Sasural me Kaam Karte-Karte BAI
ban jaati
hai.
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Is tarah Ladkiya RANI-LAXMI-BAI ban
jati hai! !!!! :D :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
17 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Theres a good news and a bad news as well


"There's a good news and a bad news as well"
"What"
"Good news is that there's no bad news and bad news is that there's no good one"

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
11 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jul
25
2016

Modi has proved one thing


Modi has proved one thing
Biwi ki tension na ho to admi chaiwale se PM ban sakta hai...
AND
on the other hand Sonia gandhi also proved....
Agar biwi k paas pareshan karne k liye pati na ho to wo pure desh ko pareshan kar sakti hai....
Modi sirf acche din la kar dega ...
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Acchi raton ka intajam khud karna hoga..

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
14 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes