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Feb
10
2017

Sardarni Lo light chali gayi


Sardarni : Lo light chali gayi.
Sardar : Light chali gayi hai to fan chala do.
Sardarni :Lo fir se kar di na sardaro wali baat. Agar fan chalaunga to mombatti bujh nahi jayegi!

Submitted By : Khan Ada
Place : Mumbai
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Rating :   2 Votes


Feb
10
2017

Taqdir me jo hai wohi milega


Taqdir me jo hai wohi milega.
Taqdir me jo h vahi milega.
Hands up karlo saalon koi apni jagah se nhi hilega..

Submitted By : Khan Ada
Place : Mumbai
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Rating :   3 Votes


Dec
5
2016
U Ll be angry at the end n I Ll tell u why


U Ll be angry at the end n I Ll tell u why!
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Thanks for ur curiosity!
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Submitted By : Daksha Vijayakumar
Place : Bengaluru
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Rating :   2 Votes


Sep
26
2016
Modern RamayanOnce RamLaxman Sita were


Modern Ramayan:Once Ram,Laxman & Sita were
Trveling in ''NANO''.Sudnly d petrol got over..
Ram & Lxman wnt 2 bring petrol 4m d nearst
'INDIAN OIL' petrolpump.
Cruel Ravan came & kidnaped Sita in his SCORPIO.
Ram tok out his ''NOKIA N-75'' &
Gave a mis cal To Hanumann.
Than Hnuman came on his ''PULSAR-220'',
Jumped & punched d car.
It broke into 3 pieces.
Ravan said : How did you get such energy?
Hanuman said : BOOST IS THE SECRET OF MY ENERGY. Submit By Amit Kumar Phojdar

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
12 Likes
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Rating :   4 Votes


Sep
5
2016
18 21


जब मैं 18 साल का था तब 'साथ निभाना साथिया' की गोपी बहू की शादी हुई थी. इधर गोपी बहू दादी बनने वाली है और मेरी उम्र हुई अभी मात्र साढ़े 21. लानत है मुझपर

Submitted By : premdan
Place : orissa cuttack
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Rating :   1 Votes


Jul
28
2016

Dosti aur pyar nadi pe gumne gye


Dosti aur pyar nadi pe gumne gye

pyar nadi me gir gya
Qki pyar andha hota H

uske piche dosti bi gir gai
Qki dosti kisi ka sath nhi chodth.

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
26 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Agar mobile India me banta hota to mobile me


Agar mobile India me banta hota to mobile me kuch aise Templates hote:
1. Kutte call kar.!
2. Cigarette lete hua aayeo.!
3. Date par hoon.!
... 4. Yaar kisi ladke/ladki ka number to de.!
5. Abey recharge karva kamine.!
6. Kutte,.,kahan mara pada h.?
7. Dimag mat khaaaa.!
8. Yaar meri gf naraz h,.,2-3 senti message to bhej.!
9. Abhi call nahi karo baby,.,mummy paas me h.! :O

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
20 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Father to son Hey Son why is your mother sitting


Father to son: Hey Son! why is your mother sitting so silent today??
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Son: Nothing dad.!!!! :o
She asked forlipstick and I heard favistick
Father: God bless you my son.. :D :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
16 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes