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Sep
26
2016
Modern RamayanOnce RamLaxman Sita were


Modern Ramayan:Once Ram,Laxman & Sita were
Trveling in ''NANO''.Sudnly d petrol got over..
Ram & Lxman wnt 2 bring petrol 4m d nearst
'INDIAN OIL' petrolpump.
Cruel Ravan came & kidnaped Sita in his SCORPIO.
Ram tok out his ''NOKIA N-75'' &
Gave a mis cal To Hanumann.
Than Hnuman came on his ''PULSAR-220'',
Jumped & punched d car.
It broke into 3 pieces.
Ravan said : How did you get such energy?
Hanuman said : BOOST IS THE SECRET OF MY ENERGY. Submit By Amit Kumar Phojdar

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
10 Likes
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Sep
5
2016
18 21


जब मैं 18 साल का था तब 'साथ निभाना साथिया' की गोपी बहू की शादी हुई थी. इधर गोपी बहू दादी बनने वाली है और मेरी उम्र हुई अभी मात्र साढ़े 21. लानत है मुझपर

Submitted By : premdan
Place : orissa cuttack
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Jul
28
2016

Dosti aur pyar nadi pe gumne gye


Dosti aur pyar nadi pe gumne gye

pyar nadi me gir gya
Qki pyar andha hota H

uske piche dosti bi gir gai
Qki dosti kisi ka sath nhi chodth.

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
24 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Agar mobile India me banta hota to mobile me


Agar mobile India me banta hota to mobile me kuch aise Templates hote:
1. Kutte call kar.!
2. Cigarette lete hua aayeo.!
3. Date par hoon.!
... 4. Yaar kisi ladke/ladki ka number to de.!
5. Abey recharge karva kamine.!
6. Kutte,.,kahan mara pada h.?
7. Dimag mat khaaaa.!
8. Yaar meri gf naraz h,.,2-3 senti message to bhej.!
9. Abhi call nahi karo baby,.,mummy paas me h.! :O

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
18 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Father to son Hey Son why is your mother sitting


Father to son: Hey Son! why is your mother sitting so silent today??
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.
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.
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Son: Nothing dad.!!!! :o
She asked forlipstick and I heard favistick
Father: God bless you my son.. :D :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
15 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Aik Admi Ne Ad Dekha


Aik Admi Ne Ad Dekha,
Purana Mobile Do Aur New Mobile Lo,
.
.
.
Wo Us Address per Geya,
Wahan Koi Shop Nahi Thi.
Us Ne Wahan 2 Larkon Se, Us Ad K BaryMein Pucha.
Unho Ne Gun Nikal K Kaha,
Ye Ad Hum Ne Hi Dia Tha,
Chal Purana Mobile De Or Ja kar Naya MobileLe. :p

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
12 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Father Tumhare Result ka kya hua


Father: Tumhare Result ka kya hua.........?? . . .
Son: Headmster ka beta fail ho gaya, . . .
Father: Aur tum...?? . . .
Son: Doctor ka beta Bhi fail ho gaya, . . .
Father: Aur tumhara result kaisa Aaya....?? . . .
Son: Wo Wakeel Ka Beta Bhi fail Ho gya, . . .
Father: Kamine mai tera puch raha hun. . . .
Son: To Tu konsa Rajnikant Hai, Tera Beta Bhi Fail hua hai..

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
12 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Jul
27
2016

When a girl Is in her Mayka she stays


When a girl Is in her Mayka, she stays
like a
RANI,
.
Jab Shaadi hokar jati hai toh LAXMI
kehlati hai,
.
Aur Sasural me Kaam Karte-Karte BAI
ban jaati
hai.
.
Is tarah Ladkiya RANI-LAXMI-BAI ban
jati hai! !!!! :D :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
16 Likes
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