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Jan
15
2015
Pehla Question Dekh Kar Wah Wah Wah Wah Ho


Pehla Question Dekh Kar Wah – Wah – Wah – Wah Ho Gayi,
Teen Line Likh Kar 100 No. Ki Chah Ho Gayi.
Doosra(2nd) Question Dekhkar Darne Laga Dil,
50(Pachas) No. Ana Bhi Lagne Laga Mushki.
Teesra(3rd) Question Dekh Kar Gale Me Atka Dam,
30(Tees) No. Ane Ka Bhi Chance Hua Khatm.
Chotha(4th) Question Dekhkar Ud Gaye Mere Hosh.
Khali Copye Choddkar Ho Gaya Me Behosh.
Panchwa Question Dekhne Ki Nobat Hi Na Ayi,
Jab Se Parchi Tapak Gayi Me Pakda Gaya Bha- Me Pakda Gaya Bhai.

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
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Rating :   1 Votes


Jul
31
2016

Wo Almari Hi kya jisme Rack nahi


Wo Almari Hi kya jisme Rack nahi..
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Wah-wah
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Wo Almari Hi kya Jisme Rack nahi..
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Wah-wah
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Aur wo Engginering Hi kya Jisme Back Nhi..!!

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
18 Likes
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Rating :   12 Votes


Jul
28
2016
Har ilzam ka haqdar vo hame bana jati hai


"Har ilzam ka haqdar vo hame bana jati hai,
har khata ki saza vo hume bata jaati hai,
hum har baar khamosh rah jate hai,
kyonki who har baar Raksha Bandhan ka darr dikha jaati hai."

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
17 Likes
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Rating :   10 Votes


Jul
28
2016

Ek baar ki baat hai


Ek baar ki baat hai ,
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Ek ladke aur ladki me ho rahi thi
Kissing
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Wowwww
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Ladke aur ladki me ho rahi thi
KISSING
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Par
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Aap abi chote ho
isliye
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Some text missing;-)

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
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Rating :   9 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Arz kiya hai


Arz kiya hai..
Beiezati aur Biwi ajeeb cheez hoti hai.
Gaur farmaiyega
Beiezati aur Biwi ajeeb cheez hoti hai.
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Achhi tabhi lagti hai jab kisi dusre ki hoti hai.
wah wah .. wah wah !!

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
16 Likes
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Rating :   9 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Baithe the tere khayaalo me


" Baithe the tere khayaalo me ,....
Kore kaagaz pe likha tera naam........
Tasveer b bana daali or likhaa ye paigaam.........
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Zinda ya murda pakadne waale ko 5000 nakad inaam....... ;) :)

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
13 Likes
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Rating :   6 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Pani Tha Glass Mein Glass Gira Niche


Pani Tha Glass Mein, Glass Gira Niche
Pani Tha Glass Mein, Glass Gira Niche
ACP Ne Kaha :- "Aab Kaatna Sari Umar Salakho K Piche" :p

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
13 Likes
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Rating :   7 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Na Talvaar Ki Dhaar Se Na Goliyo Ki Bauchhar Se


Na Talvaar Ki Dhaar Se, Na Goliyo Ki Bauchhar Se, Ladke Darte Hai Toh Bas Raakhi Ke Tyohar Se!! :p

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
17 Likes
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Rating :   8 Votes