Featured Sms


Sms Categories



Funny Questions

Displaying 57-64 of 208 results.
Aug
28
2013

1which is the small est moon


1.which is the small est moon?
Ans:-jamoon.

2.which jam we cannot eat?
Ans:-Traffic jam.

3.why is B always very cool?
Ans:-Because it sits in AC.

Submitted By : prajwal vm
Place : shiralkoppa
27 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   24 Votes


Aug
26
2013
Most STUPID questions people usually ask


Most STUPID questions people usually ask
in obvious situations... 
1. At movies:
Hey! What are you doing here?
Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you
know? 
2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet:
Sorry did that hurt?
Me: No not at all. I'm on local
anesthesia. Why don't you try again? 
3. When i get woken up at midnight by a
call: Sorry! Were u sleeping?
Me: Na! I was doing research on
monkeys in Africa. You
thought i was sleeping, u stupid fool?  
4. When they see me with shorter hair:
Hey Have u had a haircut?
Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hair's shedding.! 
5. When someone call's on land-line n asks
where r u?
Me: M in market with telephone around
my neck...!!! 
6. When i m washing my car..
Neighbor: Hey, are u washing ur car?
Me: No, i m just watering it so that it grows into a big bus.


Submitted By : Darshan
Place : Delhi
38 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   23 Votes


Aug
19
2013
Interesting thing about Thursday in 2013


Interesting thing about Thursday in 2013.

4/4/2013 Thursday

6/6/2013 Thursday

8/8/2013 Thursday

10/10/2013 Thursday

12/12/2013 Thursday.

Jo calendr 1991 ka tha,

............ wahi,,,

Calendar 2013 ka hai,

Date & Day even Festivals
are same,

Kaun kehta hai,
Ki, ................

Gujra hua waqt wapas nahi aata??.

I hope, I am the first who inform u...

Enjoy the year of 1991 in 2013....!

So

We are back in the 90s.....

GDP is back to 5%,

Dalmiya is back in BCCI,

Murthy is back in Infosys,

Nawaz Sharif is back in Pakistan,

Madhuri is back in bollywood &

Sanjay Dutt is back in Jail....

?

Market me naya aaya hai....frwd karo phatta phatt!!! ?????

Submitted By : pa-one kachhawa
Place : nagaur
40 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   21 Votes


Aug
15
2013

1 family mein 20 membrs 20 roti hai


1 family mein 20 membrs & 20 roti hai

1/2 roti har bache ko,

2 roti har lady ko,

3 roti har man ko.

Family me kitne Bache,Ladies & Man hai?

Ans if u r intelligent

Submitted By : Aditi
Place : Ratanpur
58 Likes
28 Dislikes
Rating :   52 Votes


Aug
12
2013
1 test jo btayega ki apko khane me kya pasand h


1 test jo btayega ki apko khane me kya pasand h

stepwise krte jana

1 se 9 tak koi 1 no. socho

soch liya?

Ab 3 se multiply kro

ab usme 3 add kro

fir 3 se multiply kro


ab jo answer aaye uski dono digit ko aapas me jod do

and


chek kro


1.rajma?


2.paneer?


3.chiken??


4.pizza??


5.burger?


6.gulab jamun?


7.chowmein?


8.ice cream????


9.gobar ?


kya hua?


Pta nahi kaise kha lete ho?

Chhi....chhi....
:-p
Ab dusra no. Sochke 2bara mt krna ??? hahaha???market may naya hey .jalde forward kro??

Submitted By : ...
Place : alwar,(rajjasthan)
74 Likes
64 Dislikes
Rating :   37 Votes


Aug
10
2013

1 question


1 question..
ek 8 saal purabe mandir ko kya kahege...
.

.

.

.

.

.

.
.


.



.

ans= maruti 800

Submitted By : Prachi Verma
Place : Delhi
9 Likes
16 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Aug
7
2013

Santa wht is mng of automatically


Santa wht is mng of automatically




















Banta oyee iskaa matlab hai.auto mai takli

Submitted By : Darshan
Place : Delhi
14 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Aug
7
2013

Beautiful answer


Beautiful answer
Daughter: what is marriage?
Mom: marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who cannot be handled by his parents anymore"....????

Submitted By : b.s
Place : Pune
12 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes