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Nov
12
2013

Awesome


Awesome
2 Sardars bank lootne gaye, par gun bhool gayePhir bhi bank loot liya.
Kaise???
Bank Manager bhi sardar tha. Bola I trust you, gun kal dikha dena"



Santa ke pita USA se aaye.
Pita: teri maa kahan hai?
Santa: Woh toh marr gayee!
Pita: Saale tune mujhe bataya q nahin?
Santa : Maine socha aapko surprise dunga



Santa ko koi mobile pe tangh karta tha
Santa ne new sim card kharid kar tang karne walle ko sms kiya : Mene woh sim band kar diya hai, ab tu toh kya tera baap bhi mujhe tangh nahin kar sakta."




Sardar: Raat bhar train mein neend hi nahin aayee, upar ka seat mila tha
Dost: Toh exchange kyun nahin kiya
Sardar: Arrey bewakoof, kisse karta... neeche ke seat pe koi bhi nahin thi



Santa: Is mirror ki kya guarantee hai?
Shopkeeper: Aap isse 100 floor se niche girao, ye mirror 99 floor tak nahin tutega
Sardar: Wah!! Pack



Sardarni: Lo, light chale gayee
Sardar: Light chali gayee toh kya, fan chalu kar
Sardarni: Lo, kee na wahi sardaron-waali baat, Agar fan chalu kiya toh mombatti bhuj nahin jayegi?



Sardar's dad died and he was crying after a couple of minutes,Sardar cries Louder.
Friend :What happened now?
Sardar :My sister just call me. Her dad also died...



Postman :Oye Paapey ! Pata hai muje yeh packet deliver karne k liye 5 meel chalna pada.
Sardarji : Kyun? Aap courier kar dete...



NASA ne 3 sardaron ko chand
pe bheja. Rocket uda magar aadhe raaste se vaapas aaya.
Unko kaaran pucha gaya toh boley: Aaj amaaswas hai, chand to nahi hoga...



If sardar want to dial 9449494494, how will he dial?
He will first dial 94494 and then press "REDIAL"...



Waiter gives bill to Sardarji.
Sardar: Take this card.
Waiter: But sir, this is Ration Card
Sardar: So what? You have writtenALL CARDS ACCEPTED


Once a Sardar was roaming in d jungle when suddenly he saw a snake hanging on a tree
Sardar goes little closer 2 dat tree and near d snake
And said: " Aisey latakney se height nahi badhti, mummy ko bolo COMPLAN pilaaye.. "..


Sardar: Yeh kela (banana) kaisa diya?
Shopkeeper:Ek Rupiya.
Sardar: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.
Sardar: Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela de de........


One day a Sardarji was talking with his friend....
Santa: I and my wife have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we will not be able to communicate with our child.
Friend: Is it?! Why?
Santaji: We have adopted a Telugu child and it will start to speak after 6 months!


Santa: Parso meri biwi kuwey mein gir gayi, bahut chot lagi thi, bahut chilla rahi thi.
Banta: Ab kaisi hai woh?
Santa: Ab theek hi hogi - kal se kuwey se aawaz nahi aa rahi hai..

Submitted By : Darshan
Place : Delhi
61 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   35 Votes


Oct
30
2013

How to increase Positive thinking


How to increase Positive thinking?
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Ans: Watch FASHION TV
Bcoz u always think..
Thik hai, ye nahi to agli wali ka to kuch dikhega..!!

Submitted By : Akku
Place : Bhilai
23 Likes
14 Dislikes
Rating :   17 Votes


Oct
13
2013

Question by a student


Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can t
teach us all the subjects,
Then
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?

Submitted By : Ganesh
Place : Pune
31 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   24 Votes


Oct
12
2013

Agr mere pas


Agr mere pas

white T-shirt ho

or apke hath me

red markar ho

to app

meri t-shirt pr

kya likhna chahoge?

Frwrd to all



cmnts ayege

bt rply me 1st

Submitted By : Wajahat khan
Place : Sagar Madhya Pradesh
23 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   17 Votes


Oct
12
2013

1Dost kab bante h


1.Dost kab bante h?

2.Love kb hota h?

3.Love kyo hota h?

4.Dost se kya umeed rkhni chahiye?

5.kyu muzhe pasand karte ho.

plz rply karna

with answers

Fast

Submitted By : Wajahat khan
Place : Sagar Madhya Pradesh
17 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Oct
12
2013

Todays question


Today's question

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Padhai ho gyi kya

Submitted By : Wajahat khan
Place : Sagar Madhya Pradesh
9 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Oct
12
2013

IQ Test


I.Q. Test

Mother's name is

"Mrs. SIXTY TWO"

Son's name is

"FIFTY TWO"

Daughter's name is

"FORTY TWO"

WHAT IS NAME OF FATHER???

Reply Must if u'r a genius

Accept this challenge...

Submitted By : Wajahat khan
Place : Sagar Madhya Pradesh
29 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   27 Votes


Oct
9
2013

Ek Baat Jo Har 1 Friend Apne Best


Ek Baat Jo Har 1 Friend Apne Best
Friend Se Sab Se
Zyada Baar Kehta Hai..
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"Apni Gf Ko Bol Ke Meri B Setting
Karwa De Apni Kisi
Friend Se.."
Hahahahahha Agree ? Thoko Like !!!

Submitted By : Nitesh
Place : Ahmedabad
82 Likes
22 Dislikes
Rating :   33 Votes