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Mar
13
2014

Funny Riddles to Tickle Your Mind


Funny Riddles to Tickle Your Mind

What is more useful after it is broken?
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An egg


Which is the most shocking city?
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Electri-city ;-)


Name two things you can never eat before Breakfast?
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Dinner & Lunch :-)



How many men were born in Europe?
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None, only babies are born



If your clock strikes 13, what time it is?
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Time to buy a new clock... ;-)

Submitted By : Dinkle
Place : Mumbai
39 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   44 Votes


Mar
6
2014

Best answer ever


Best answer ever
" wife - why in all marriages girl sits on left side and boy on right side ??


Husband - According to profit and loss statement a/c all income is on right side and expenses are in left side...!! "

Submitted By : SAM2013
Place : MUMBAI
85 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   77 Votes


Feb
24
2014

DEADLOCK


??DEADLOCK ??
Pls... scrol down at ur own risk...

Q1. RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ?? ...

Ans - . TAILOR ( darzi )
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Q2. SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI

Ans - . Sita MEMORY hai (RAM: Random Access Memory)
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Q3. Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.? why ??
why ??
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Ans:- Tendulkar is an opener
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Q4. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'...

Which movie did he really want to see..?

Ans:- Dil Chhata Hai...!
??????????


Q5. Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?

Ans:- aarey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!
??????????


Q6. What will! u call a person who is leaving India ?? Socho...............

Ans:- Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
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Q7. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha?

Ans:- adidas?
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Q8. Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well. Luv falls into the well. Why ?

Ans:- Because Luv is blind!!!!!??
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Now Kush also jumps inside. Why? OK lot's of head scratching done.

Ans:- Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!
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Q9. Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. nahi pata..??

Ans:- D'Cold
(Chain ki saans - D'cold )
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Q10. chalo ab batao... Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ? this is quite simple..

Ans:- D'Cold again...

Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi...
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!!!!!. This Joke will destroy your power of thinking

Q11.. What do you call a Cow Dancing? . . . . . . . . . . . .

Ans: "Guidance.."!
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Submitted By : pavan
Place : pune
52 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   39 Votes


Dec
25
2013

Interviewer There are 500


Interviewer: There are 500
bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left?
Applicant: That?s easy, 499
Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?
Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.
Interviewer: It?s lion?s birthday, all the animals are there except one, why?
Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.
Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion?s birthday.
Interviewer: Last question. In the end the old lady still died.
Why?
Applicant: Err?.I guess she drowned?
Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick. You may leave now.

Submitted By : Arindam Biswas
Place : Katihar
19 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   27 Votes


Dec
25
2013

What is WILLPOWER


What is WILLPOWER ::
It is When you see 30
Notification, 20 grls
Msgs and 10 items
requests?..:o
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And still you Click
?LOGOUT?and?Study?? ?

Submitted By : Arindam Biswas
Place : Katihar
17 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   20 Votes


Dec
25
2013

Knowledge


?Knowledge?
?Jalebi? Ko English Mein ?SYRUP FILLED RING?
Aur
?Pakoray? Ko English main ?FRITTERS? Kehte Hein
Kuch seekh lo yar.har waqt pochtay rehte ho sabse
(-,-)

_//_
Main tou bachpan se hi intelligent hon;-)B-)
( ?.?)/?
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Ab batao beta k chocolate ko urdu me kia khte hain???......;-)

Submitted By : Arindam Biswas
Place : Katihar
16 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   21 Votes


Dec
24
2013

Funny


Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!…
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Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri…..
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Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan……
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Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge…
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Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum,
Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge,
Koi keh de unse ki wo vada kar le hum,
Jindgi bher ke liye so jayenge…
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Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,
Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi,
Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi,
Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi…….

Submitted By : Ravinder Kumar
Place : Panipat
13 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Nov
23
2013

Great Confusion


Great Confusion:
Jawahrlal Nehru said

"LAZINESS IS YOUR BIGGEST ENEMY"

Mahatma Gandhi said

"ALWAYS LOVE YOUR ENEMY"

Ab batao bapu ki sune ya chachu ki?

Submitted By : Nitesh
Place : Ahmedabad
57 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   33 Votes