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Nov
18
2015

Absolute Classic


Absolute Classic!!!

A couple decided to commit suicide. After a rough life, they decided to jump off of a building. When they got to the top, they both counted to three. The man jumped, but the woman stayed. She watched him drop for about 8 seconds and then saw a parachute open.

Now the question is .......

Who cheated whom :-P :-D :-D

Submitted By : Morningstar
Place : Noida
20 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Jul
22
2015
2307 0202 Nikhil Singh 2307 0154 Nikhil Singh


[23/07 02:02] Nikhil Singh: [23/07 01:54] Nikhil Singh: आजकल के बच्चे क्या समझेंगे
हमने किन मुश्किल परिस्तिथियों में पढ़ाई की थी।
हमारे मास्टर जी तो कभी कभार
सिर्फ अपनामूड फ्रेश करने के लिए हमें कूट दिया करते थे।

Submitted By : nikhil raj chauhan
Place : jaipur
14 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Apr
23
2015

Santa - Yar Murgi Ka Bacha


Santa - Yar Murgi Ka Bacha,
Anda Todkr Bahar Kaise Aa Jata Hai .
Banta - Mujhe To Ye Samjh Me Nai Aa Rha,
Sala Andr Jata Kese Hoga .?

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
23 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Apr
23
2015
Teacher Tomorrow There Will Be A Class On Sun


"Teacher: Tomorrow There Will Be A Class On Sun.
Everyone Must Attend It.
Pappu: No Sir,
I Will Not Be Able To Attend It.
Teacher: Why?
Pappu: My Mother Will Not Allow Me To Go So Far!"
amit Phojdar. ...

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
21 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Dec
7
2014
Its Dora here from my new textPlus number Get


It's Dora here, from my new textPlus number. Get textPlus FREE here http://www.textplus.com/i so we can call & text for FREE. textPlus lets you call & text phone numbers just like a cell phone - it even turns your tablet into a phone.

Submitted By : Dora
Place : home
8 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Nov
25
2014

jano kya hova


jano kya hova....
..


mai ho ap ke Jan. ...
kahan ho...
mai aya ho.....
jano....
jano.
kuta mai ho
tare maa.
oooo mai sory

Submitted By : hassan nabi
Place : Lahore
7 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Oct
3
2014

1



*****(1)*****
सरदार कि माँ
पुत्तर तुझे यहाँ से
जालंधर जाने में 1 दिन लगा
और
वापस आने में 3 दिन वो B नए कार से
सरदार : माँ ये कार बनाने वाले भी
पागल हैं जाने के लिए ४ गियर
और आने के लिए सिर्फ १ (Revers) गियर .

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
31 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   24 Votes


Jun
17
2014

Height of Feka-Feki


Height of Feka-Feki :

Interviewer : Why did U leave Ur Last Job ?

Candidate : The Company shifted their office & didn't tell Me Where it is ..

Submitted By : malay
Place : mumbai
20 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes