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Jul
27
2016
Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache road cross kar


Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache road cross kar
rahe
the.
Road cross karne k baad murgi k 1 bache
ne
kaha,
hum saato ne road cross karli
7 kaise..?
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Socho,
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read msg again, thoda dimag lagao..!
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Arre yaar,
Bache hai kuch bhi bolte rehte hai.
Tum Tension mat lo :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
16 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Jun
19
2016
I cant understand why the bank has given


I cant understand why the bank has given

malya that much of amounts?

the airtel dont allow us to take a loan

even of 20 rupee at a time

Submitted By : hridham.critical
Place : Darjeeling
6 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Apr
15
2016

Shadi sudaa


संता पप्पू से शादीशुदा लड़की और शादीशुदा
लड़का में क्या अंतर है।
पप्पू- मंगलसूत्र लटका हो तो लड़की
शादीशुदा…..
और मुंह लटका हो तो लड़का शादीशुदा

Submitted By : Sunny katiyar
Place : Farrukhabad
9 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   1 Votes


Apr
15
2016

Zero zerooo


May be he invented Zero.
Teacher: Homework Kyun nahi
Kiya?
Student: Sir, Light nahi Thi
Teacher: To MomBatti Jala
Lete …
Student: Sir, Maachis nahi Thi
Teacher: Machis Kyun nahi thi
Student: Pooja ghar me rakhi thi.
Teacher: To Wahan Se Le Aate
Student: Nahaya Hua nahitha
Teacher: Nahaye Kyun nahi thi.
Student: Pani Nahi Tha Sir.
Teacher: Pani Kyu Nahi Tha?
Student: Sir Motor Nahi Chal Rahi Thi.
Teacher: Ullu Ke Pathe Motor Kyun
Nahi Chal Rahi
Thi ?
Student: Sir Bataya to ttha Light nahi
thi

Submitted By : Sunny katiyar
Place : Farrukhabad
9 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Mar
20
2016
My secret talent is getting tired without doing


My secret talent is getting tired without doing anything. :D

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
14 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Feb
20
2016
Jab Lion 3 Bar Dahadta Hai To Kya Hota Hai


Jab Lion 3 Bar Dahadta Hai To Kya Hota Hai?
Batao Kya Hota Hai?
Nahin Malum?
Abey Nalayak Tom & Jerry Shuru Hota Hai.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
11 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Feb
20
2016

GirlI love dogs very much


Girl,"I love dogs very much."

Boy,"Gharwale mujhe kutta hi kehte hain." :-P

???? ??? ?????

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
11 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jan
5
2016
Im not failedmy success is just postponed for


.I’m not failed…my success is just postponed for some time.

Submitted By : Rama Shankar Patel
Place : pratap garh
19 Likes
23 Dislikes
Rating :   19 Votes