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Jul
3
2013

DEFINE EXPERIENCE


DEFINE EXPERIENCE:
The name men give
to their mistakes

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
18 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Jul
3
2013

DEFINE DIPLOMAT


DEFINE DIPLOMAT:
A person
who tells you
to go to hell
in such a way
that you actually look forward
to the trip

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
12 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Jul
3
2013

DEFINE OPTIMIST


DEFINE OPTIMIST:
A person who,
while falling from the
EIFFEL TOWER,
says midway:
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
24 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Jul
3
2013

DEFINE BOSS


DEFINE BOSS:
Someone
who is early
when you are late
and late
when you are early

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
21 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Jul
3
2013

DEFINE POLITICIAN


DEFINE POLITICIAN:
One who
shakes your hand before elections
and your confidence afterward

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
17 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Jul
3
2013

DEFINE DOCTOR


DEFINE DOCTOR:
A person who kills
your ills with pills and
Later with his bills.

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
31 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


Jul
2
2013

Pappu Ne Ek Din Santa Se Puchha


Pappu Ne Ek Din Santa Se Puchha.

Pappu: Papa Aapki Shaadi Kis Se Hui Thi?

Santa: Abe, Teri Mummy Se

Pappu: Wah Papa, Ghar Mein Hi Setting Kar Li Thi

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
26 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes


Jun
29
2013

Lady teacher to pappu


Lady teacher to pappu:
.
Woh kya hai jo cow k pas 4
aur mere pas 2 hai ??
.
Pappu:"madam legs
.
Mam:"woh kya hai jo tumhare pant
me hai aur mere paticoat me nahi..
.
Pappu:"pocket
.
Mam:"woh kya hai jo din me lene k
bajay raat ko bistar par lete hai
.
pappu:"neend
.
Mam:"woh kya hai jo ladki 1st time
karwane par chillati hai
.
pappu:"kaan me chhed
.
Mam:"wo kya hai jiske aadha jane par
dard hota hai par pura jane par accha
lagta hai
.
pappu:"Hatho me kangan
.
MAM:"Wo kya hai jiske paas ho to
haath mein pakad ke hilata hai aur
jiske paas na ho to ungli daal ke
hilata hai
.
Pappu:"tooth brush
.
Aap bhi pappu ki tarah apni niyat
saaf rakkhe...
i???

Submitted By : rajesh
Place : india
44 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   21 Votes