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Displaying 3705-3711 of 3711 results.
Nov
20
2011 What is the difference
What is the difference When
A Girl Wears A Mini Skirt &
A Boy Wears a Mini Skirt?
Ans:
The Girl Will Look SEXY
&
The Boy
.
.
well
.
.
.
A CHURCH BELL! ;)
Submitted By : Harsh
Place : Chapra, Bihar
Rating : 
4 Votes
Jan
29
2012 Judge: you want to divorce your husband for threatening you with a deadly weapon?
Wife: no ur honor i am divorcing him for threatening me every night with a dead weapon.
Submitted By : Gauri
Place : Gaya, Bihar
Rating : 
6 Votes
Nov
11
2011 HUSBAND: if i sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross your mind?
WIFE: That you are a HOMOSEXUAL.
Submitted By : Purushottam
Place : New Delhi
Rating : 
2 Votes
Oct
25
2011 funny sms
jab "wo" andar jayega to dard hoga
par tum awaz mat karna,
warna sabko pata chal jayega ki
aap "INJECTION" se darte ho.
Submitted By : Anuj
Place : Rewari, Haryana
Rating : 
6 Votes
Nov
10
2011 Dil Me Ched Hai
Bhikari Train Me Apna X-RAY Liye Bheek Mang Raha Tha,
Tabhi Ek Doctor Bola - Saale Pichwade ka X-RAY Dikha Ke Bolta Hai Dekho Mere,
Dil Me Ched Hai.
Submitted By : Sanjay
Place : Jind, Haryana
Rating : 
26 Votes
Jan
14
2012 Aha
Ek Larka-Larki Aha!
Raat K Andhere Me Aha!
Jhari K Pichhe Aha!
Daba-Daba K Aha!
Choos-Choos K Aha!
Fruity Pee Rahe The!!!
Submitted By : Chetana
Place : Beawar, Rajasthan
Rating : 
14 Votes
Aug
23
2011 Mera boyfriend kab sudhrega
Girl- Mera boyfriend kab sudhrega?
Baba- usko layi ho?
Girl- Nahi
Baba- Koi baat nahi, Apni bra kholo.
Girl- kyun?
Baba- us k hath ki lakerein dekhni hai.
Submitted By : Bijoy
Place : Itarsi, Madhya Pradesh
Rating : 
40 Votes