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Jul
27
2016

Teacher what is your best friends name


Teacher: what is your best friends name.
Student: Madanlal Darshanlal Chodhary.
teacher: its very long, any short name. . .
Student: Ma. . Dar. . .Chod. :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
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Jul
27
2016

chemistry ki class mein Sir ne 1


chemistry ki class mein Sir ne 1
Ladki
se
poocha!
"What is Nitrate..?"
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Ladki sharma kar boli
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"Kya sir, aap bhi na qasam se ekdum
direct
ho
jaate ho...
NIGHT RATE is 5000/- sirf aap k
liye...aur
hotel
ka alag

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
31 Likes
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Rating :   22 Votes


Jul
27
2016

LADY TEACHER To PAPPU


LADY TEACHER To PAPPU:
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Wo Kya Hai Jo COW K Paas Chaar Aur Mere pas Do Hai ??
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PAPPU :- " MADAM LEGS,
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MAM :- " Wo Kya Hai Jo Tumhare PANT Me Hai Aur Mere PATICOAT Me Nahi..
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PAPPU :- " POCKET
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MAM :- " Wo Kya Hai Jo Din Me Lene K Bajay RAAT Ko BISTAR Par Lete Hai,
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PAPPU :- " NEEND
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MAM :- " Wo Kya Hai Jo LADKI 1st Time Karwane Par Jor Se Chillati Hai,
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PAPPU :- " KAAN Me CHHED,
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MAM :- " Wo Kya Hai Jiske AAdha Jane Par DARD Hota Hai Par Pura Jane Par Accha Lagta Hai,
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PAPPU :- " HATHO Me KANGAN
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MAM :- " Wo Kya Hai Jiske Paas Ho to HAATH Me Pakad Kar Hilata Hai,
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Jiske Paas Na Ho To UNGLI Daal K Hilata Hai,
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PAPPU :- "TOOTH BRUSH"
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Tum Bhi PAPPU Ki Tarah Apni NIYAT SAAF Rakkho...

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
25 Likes
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Rating :   18 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Ladka - Medical store par jaakar bola 1 cndom de


Ladka :- Medical store par jaakar bola, 1 c*ndom de do...
Main apni GF ke ghar dinner pe jaa raha hoon...
Phir bola 2 aur de do,
us ki sister bhi Bomb hai aur uski Maa bhi hot hai...
Dinner pe jaise hi GF ka baap dining table par aaya,
Ladka sir jhuka ke baith gaya...
Ladki boli :- Mujhe nahi pataa tha tum itna sharmate ho...
Ladka bola :- Mujhe bhi Aaj tak nahi pata tha ki tere Baap ka Medical store hai. :0

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
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Rating :   19 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Ultimate Gyan


Ultimate Gyan:
Agar tum chahte ho ki ladki pehle haat mein le aur fir pura muh mein le...aur upar se Paise bhi dekar jaae..
Toh fir Bhaisaab...
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Golgappe becho!!!

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
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Rating :   18 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Teacher Pappu batao yeh sign tumne kaha dekha


Teacher: Pappu batao, yeh sign (%) tumne kaha dekha.
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Awsme answer by Pappu:
Teacher ji, jab car me
ladkiya sit belt pehnti hain :D :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
21 Likes
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Rating :   15 Votes


Jul
27
2016
kripya holi wale din inka wohi matlab nikalna jo


kripya holi wale din inka wohi matlab nikalna jo bachpan mai samajhte thay
- mai geeli ho gayo hun :D
- aur kahi bhi dalo bas muh mein mat daalna :D
- kapre mat phado,mai dalwa rahi hun na :D
- Acha baba lo daal lo :D
- ek ek karke dalo yaar :D
- tel laga kar aana nahi toh jayega nahi :D
- yaar mere gubbare mai chaid hai :D
- mere gubbare mat chedo :D
- tum meri pichkadi pakdo aur mai tumhare gubbaro mai hawa bhar deta hun :D
- Tumhari pichkadi kisi kam ki nahi hai :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
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Jul
27
2016
Kiss Karte Samaye Ladki Imagine Karti Hai Ki


Kiss Karte Samaye Ladki Imagine Karti Hai Ki,
Ladka Soch Raha Hoga Ki Kitni Sunder Hai,
Kitne Soft Gaal Hai Mere,
Bilkul Galat…..
Ladka Pata Hai Kya Sochta Hai?
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“T-shirt (top) Me Kab Haath Daalu“ 3:)

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
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