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Jul
27
2016
Ex girlfriend hi how r u doing these days


Ex girlfriend : hi how r u doing these days?
Boy : by hand
Blocked

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
34 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   21 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Shaadi Me Photographer Banne Ka Aur Hi Maza hai


Shaadi Me Photographer Banne Ka Aur Hi Maza hai..!
Ladkiya:
- Meri Lo Na.
- Meri Akele Ki Lo.
- Ye Meri Frnd H Hum Dono Ki Saath Me Lo.
- Khare Khare Lena.
- Meri Aage Se Bhi Lo Aur Side Se Bhi Lo.
- Tum Ne Toh Meri Li Hi Nahi
- Tum Toh Bus Usi Ki Le Rahe Ho.
- Pehle Meri Lo phir Uski Lena., :D :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
36 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   22 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Oversmart Wife If I Sleep With Your Most Loving


Oversmart Wife: "If I Sleep With Your Most Loving & Close Friend,
What Will Be The First Thought In Your Mind?"
Smart Husband: "You Are A Lesbian" :p :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
28 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Teacher - Chawanprash khaane se din bhar chusti


Teacher - 'Chawanprash khaane se din bhar chusti rehti hai.'
Student - Kaun?? :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
29 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   18 Votes


Jul
27
2016

Ramesh Interview kaisa hua


Ramesh: Interview kaisa hua?
Suresh: Thik hua yaar, par aakhir mein woh angrezi me kuchh bola...
"Show me your testimonials."
Ramesh: Toh Phir?
Suresh : Mujhe lagta hai ki main galat cheez dikha ke aaya hoon :p

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
29 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   21 Votes


Jul
27
2016

santa School male hai ki


santa : School male hai ki
female....?
banta : Pata nahi yaar usme ghanta
bhi hota hai aur periods bhi ....
BC very confusing ...!! :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
31 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   21 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Bunty ka dost uske ghar pehli baar gaya


Bunty ka dost uske ghar pehli baar gaya!
Yaar bunty, Tera ladka ekdam tere jaisa dikhta hai.
Banti: arey bc dheere bol marvaiga kya, Kaamwali ka ladka hai, ghar me khelne aya hai...!! :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
25 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   18 Votes


Jul
27
2016

NAUGHTY ENGINEERS


NAUGHTY ENGINEERS!!
Four girls took lift in a car full of Engineers...
Since no place available, they sat on each Boy's lap...
After 5 minutes...
Girl1: Are you an Electronics & Communication Engineer.??
Boy1: How do you know..??
Girl1: Your tower is communicating with my Unreachable Area...
Girl2: Are you an IT Engineer..??
Boy2: How do you know..??
Girl2: Your Pen drive is trying to connect with my USB port...
Girl3: Are you a Mechanical Engineer..???
Boy3: How do you know..??
Girl3: Your Piston is trying to move into my cylinder....
Girl4: Are you a Civil Engineer..??
Boy4: How do you know..???
Girl4: Your dam has broken and flooded my village.... :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
26 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   19 Votes