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Nov
18
2016
palat ke dekh le jaalim tamanna hum bhi rakhte


palat ke dekh le jaalim tamanna hum bhi rakhte hai
aga tu husn rakbti hai jawani hum bhj rakhte hai
agar tu seb rakhti hai to kela hum bhi rakhte hai

Submitted By : md wajid ali
Place : Mahsu
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Rating :   3 Votes


Sep
8
2016

Lyrics of


Lyrics of

"Aankhein Khuli Ho Ya Band, Deedar Unka Hota Hai"


Might have been written


While


Masturbating!

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
84 Likes
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Rating :   75 Votes


Sep
2
2016
kripya holi wale din inka wohi matlab nikalna jo


kripya holi wale din inka wohi matlab nikalna jo bachpan mai samajhte thay - mai geeli ho gayi hun
- aur kahi bhi dalo bas muh mein mat daalna
- kapre mat phado,mai dalwa rahi hun na
- Acha baba lo daal lo
- ek ek karke dalo yaar
- tel laga kar aana nahi toh jayega nahi :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
31 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   19 Votes


Jul
31
2016

Dad apne bete pappu ka result


Dad apne bete pappu ka result
lene school gaye.
Dad:Madam, kab dogi? kafi der
se mera Pappu KHADA hai.
Madam: Period toh khatam hone
do :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
31 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   21 Votes


Jul
31
2016

2


अध्यापिका: अगर मैं तुम्हारी मम्मी होती तो तुम्हें 2 दिन में गधे से इंसान बना देती।
पप्पू: और मेरे पापा आपको 1 रात में इंसान से घोड़ी बना देते। :-P :-P

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
23 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


Jul
28
2016

You cant beat this-


You can't beat this-!
Teacher : What came 1st Sun or Moon ???
Santa:Obviosly Moon..
Teacher: How
Santa: Madam ji Honey'moon' hoga tabhi to 'Son' ayega na ! :-D :-D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
32 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   20 Votes


Jul
28
2016

Teacher Asked Santa


Teacher Asked Santa :
Agr ped par 5 birds bethi ho,
aurtum 1 ko goli maar do to
kitni bach gyi?
Santa : Koi nahi, sab ud
jayengi.
Teacher: Nahi, 4 bachengi,
lekin tumhari soch mujhe
pasand aai.
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Santa : Madam mera bhi 1
sawal Hai.
3 ladies ice cream kha rahi
Hain.
1 chaat kar,
1 kat kar
aur
1 choos kar
batao konsi shadi shuda Hai?
Teacher sharmate hue:Jo
choos rahi Hai.
Santa : Nhi,jis k gale me
mangalsutra hai,
.
.
.
lekin
apki soch mujhe pasand
Aai.. :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
30 Likes
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Rating :   20 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Biwi Suhaag Raat Ko Pati Se Gabra Kar Boli


Biwi Suhaag Raat Ko Pati Se Gabra Kar Boli.
Biwi: “Dekhen Please Mere Pass Na Aaye”
Shohar Hairani Se: “Kyun?”
Biwi: “Mein Ne Apni Mummy Ko Kasam Di Hai Ke Mein Shadi Ke Baad Aise Bure Kaam Chod Dungi.“ :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
26 Likes
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Rating :   15 Votes