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Sep
2
2016
kripya holi wale din inka wohi matlab nikalna jo


kripya holi wale din inka wohi matlab nikalna jo bachpan mai samajhte thay - mai geeli ho gayi hun
- aur kahi bhi dalo bas muh mein mat daalna
- kapre mat phado,mai dalwa rahi hun na
- Acha baba lo daal lo
- ek ek karke dalo yaar
- tel laga kar aana nahi toh jayega nahi :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
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Rating :   13 Votes


Jul
31
2016

Dad apne bete pappu ka result


Dad apne bete pappu ka result
lene school gaye.
Dad:Madam, kab dogi? kafi der
se mera Pappu KHADA hai.
Madam: Period toh khatam hone
do :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
21 Likes
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Rating :   13 Votes


Jul
31
2016

2


अध्यापिका: अगर मैं तुम्हारी मम्मी होती तो तुम्हें 2 दिन में गधे से इंसान बना देती।
पप्पू: और मेरे पापा आपको 1 रात में इंसान से घोड़ी बना देते। :-P :-P

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
18 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Jul
28
2016

You cant beat this-


You can't beat this-!
Teacher : What came 1st Sun or Moon ???
Santa:Obviosly Moon..
Teacher: How
Santa: Madam ji Honey'moon' hoga tabhi to 'Son' ayega na ! :-D :-D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
25 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes


Jul
28
2016

Teacher Asked Santa


Teacher Asked Santa :
Agr ped par 5 birds bethi ho,
aurtum 1 ko goli maar do to
kitni bach gyi?
Santa : Koi nahi, sab ud
jayengi.
Teacher: Nahi, 4 bachengi,
lekin tumhari soch mujhe
pasand aai.
.
.
.
.
.
Santa : Madam mera bhi 1
sawal Hai.
3 ladies ice cream kha rahi
Hain.
1 chaat kar,
1 kat kar
aur
1 choos kar
batao konsi shadi shuda Hai?
Teacher sharmate hue:Jo
choos rahi Hai.
Santa : Nhi,jis k gale me
mangalsutra hai,
.
.
.
lekin
apki soch mujhe pasand
Aai.. :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
22 Likes
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Rating :   13 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Biwi Suhaag Raat Ko Pati Se Gabra Kar Boli


Biwi Suhaag Raat Ko Pati Se Gabra Kar Boli.
Biwi: “Dekhen Please Mere Pass Na Aaye”
Shohar Hairani Se: “Kyun?”
Biwi: “Mein Ne Apni Mummy Ko Kasam Di Hai Ke Mein Shadi Ke Baad Aise Bure Kaam Chod Dungi.“ :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
24 Likes
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Rating :   13 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Ex girlfriend hi how r u doing these days


Ex girlfriend : hi how r u doing these days?
Boy : by hand
Blocked

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
29 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


Jul
27
2016
Shaadi Me Photographer Banne Ka Aur Hi Maza hai


Shaadi Me Photographer Banne Ka Aur Hi Maza hai..!
Ladkiya:
- Meri Lo Na.
- Meri Akele Ki Lo.
- Ye Meri Frnd H Hum Dono Ki Saath Me Lo.
- Khare Khare Lena.
- Meri Aage Se Bhi Lo Aur Side Se Bhi Lo.
- Tum Ne Toh Meri Li Hi Nahi
- Tum Toh Bus Usi Ki Le Rahe Ho.
- Pehle Meri Lo phir Uski Lena., :D :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : bangalore
27 Likes
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Rating :   15 Votes