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Oct
29
2013

Pitaji bathroom me fisal gye


Pitaji bathroom me fisal gye
haddi tut gayi
hospital me beta aya aur pucha
..papa kaise gir pade?
papa: MAADERCHOD*:*
muth marta hai to pani to dal diya kA*r.

Submitted By : Nikhil 8696431431
Place : Alwar
29 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   20 Votes


Oct
28
2013

PAThAN IMportd CoNdoM hY


PAThAN: IMportd CoNdoM hY..
DukAndAr: SiZE bAtAo..
PAthAn: SizE to mALooM nAhi..
DukAndAr: sAmNe kAmrE mE TAbLe mE HoLE hAi, us mai LuN daAl kr SizE CHecK kAr k aAo..
PAthAn wApAs ayA to DukAndAr nE poochA kon sa size DooN..
PAthAn: CoNdoM k0 GoLi mAr0 TAbLE kitnEy ka Hy..

Submitted By : Nikhil 8696431431
Place : Alwar
17 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


Oct
28
2013

Teacher Sabse zyada


Teacher; Sabse zyada
CALCIUM kis DOODH me
hota hy?
Boy; 18 saal ki larki me.
Q k ispe MOO lagao to
JISM k un hisson me b
jaan aajati hy jin me
HADDI nahi hoti.

Submitted By : Nikhil 8696431431
Place : Alwar
16 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   19 Votes


Oct
28
2013

Wife ne Boobs hilake dikhaya


Wife ne Boobs hilake dikhaya
Husbd ne apna bahar nikal k dikhaya
Wife guse me-Mera matlb hai dudwala kab ayega
Hsbd:mera mtlab hai 1 Ghante me Ayega .

Submitted By : Nikhil 8696431431
Place : Alwar
19 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   16 Votes


Oct
28
2013

Grl-Kyo ro rhe ho


Grl-Kyo ro rhe ho?
Boy-Maine aj tak sex nhi ki
Grl-Ro mat mujhe chod lo.
After sex
Grl-kyo has rhe ho,
Boy-maine aise hi ro-ro k sara mohalla chod diya...

Submitted By : Nikhil 8696431431
Place : Alwar
20 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   20 Votes


Oct
25
2013

Ek Gaon mein ek Budha-Budhi rehte the


Ek Gaon mein ek Budha-Budhi rehte the.

Unke paas ek Bakra tha jo Gaon ki Bakriyon ko chodne ke kaam aata tha.

Ek din Budha Ghar pe akela tha. Tabhi ek Ladka apni Bakri lekar aaya.

Ladka: Taau, Apna Bakra toh le aa.....Bakri chudwani hai.

Budha: Beta, Wo Bakra toh ab meri tarah Budha ho chuka hai.....Uske bas ka kuchh na hai

Ladka: Taau....Tu Bakre ko laa toh sahi.

Buddha Bakre ko lekar aaya.

Us Ladke ne paas mein padi Jhaadu uthaai aur Bakre ki Gaand pe dheere-dheere sehlaane laga.

Bakre ka khada huya aur usne Bakri ko chod diya.

Ladka: Dekha Taau.....Ho gaya na kaam

Budha: Beta, Tu 15 din pehle bhi aaya tha kya koi Bakri chudwane ?

Ladka: Haan Taau......Tab aap Ghar pe nahin the......Taai thi yahaan

Budha: Saale teri Maa ki Choot.....Teri wajah se 15 din se roz raat ko teri Taai ne meri Gaand pe Jhaadu phira-phira ke Ghaav kar diye hain

Submitted By : Vishal
Place : New delhi
28 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   30 Votes


Oct
23
2013
Court mein lund apna kasoor poochhta hai


Court mein lund apna kasoor poochhta hai
Judge sahab jab main paida hua to mera badi berehmi se gala kaat diya gaya,
Thoda bada hua to hathon se mera gala dabaya gaya,
Shadi ke baad to mere saath bada bura hua mujhe kaali gufa mein dhakela gaya,
Judge sahab aakhir mera kasoor kya hai?
Judge: ?Tu akarta bahut hai?

Submitted By : Zshan
Place : Hyderabad
19 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   28 Votes


Oct
22
2013

Bachha Hone ki 100% Guarantee


Ek Ladki Ki Shadi Hue 3 Saal Ho Gaye Thhe Aur Uske Bachha Nahi Ho Raha Thha
Kisi Ne Usko Bataya Ki Swami Amityanand Bahut Pahunche Hue Hai, Unke Pass Ja Kuch Na Kuch Hal Jarur Nikal Aayega
Ladki Ja Pahunchi Baba Ke Pass Aur Apni Problem Bata Ke Boli
Ladki: “Swami Ji, Agar Main Aapko Nazrana Dun To, Guarantee Hai Ki Mera Bachha Ho Jayega?”
Ab Aap Logo Ko Pata Hi Hai Ki Hamare Swami Ji Pure Tharki Hai,
Bole Amityanand: “Beta, Najrane Ki Jagha Agar Ek Chance Do To 100% Guarantee Hai“

Submitted By : Sanjay Singh
Place : Mumbai
10 Likes
17 Dislikes
Rating :   28 Votes