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Nov
7
2013

A lady was wearing a jeans in a train


A lady was wearing jeans in a train.
A man who saw that her zip was open said: madam, your lips are laughing.
Woman: hey they want a cigarette.

Submitted By : Asif
Place : Jammu
22 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   23 Votes


Nov
7
2013

Wife in sexy mood


Wife in sexy mood lovingly says: I want to have a wild experience. Tie me up and do whatever u want. Excited man tied up his wife and raped her sister.

Submitted By : Asif
Place : Jammu
15 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   29 Votes


Nov
7
2013
Perfect example of both good and bad luck


What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?
The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good luck)
but at the same time
Dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad luck)

Submitted By : Asif
Place : Jammu
16 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


Nov
4
2013

Dhirubhai Ambani calls Ratan Tata -


Dhirubhai Ambani calls Ratan Tata :-

Hello, Dhiru bolu chu.

Ratan: Kaun bolo?! Hello, Sambhlatu nathi...

Ambani: Dhiru bolu chu DHIRUUU

TATA: Tari Maai no Bhosro, Ghelchodya...
Gaan marava dhiru bole 6e...

Jor thi Bol ne bhosrina...

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
20 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   38 Votes


Nov
5
2013

Agar asman tak Hamare hath Jate


Agar asman tak
Hamare hath
Jate
Agr asman tak
Hamare hath
Jate
To chand-Tare Gaye bhad me
Hum pariyo ki choot mai ungli kr ke Ate.. ????

Submitted By : Asif
Place : Jammu
18 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   31 Votes


Nov
5
2013

Agar aasman tak hamare hath jate


Agar asman tak
Hamare hath
Jate
Agr asman tak
Hamare hath
Jate
To chand-Tare Gaye bhad me
Hum pariyo ki chut mai ungli kr k Ate.. ????

Submitted By : Asif
Place : Jammu
11 Likes
14 Dislikes
Rating :   31 Votes


Nov
4
2013

Height of confidence-


Height of confidence:-
Dr to 80 years aged men-
iss umar me jawan ladki ke sath sex karna jaan lewa ho sakta hai.

Buddha-i don't care,
marti hai to mar jaye saali

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
41 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   28 Votes


Nov
3
2013

Aadmi ka Hausla


Aadmi ka Hausla..

Aur. .

Aurat ka bhosdaa..

Duniya Mein Kuch Bhi Karwa Sakta hain.?

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
36 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   37 Votes