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Nov
7
2013

Wife in sexy mood


Wife in sexy mood lovingly says: I want to have a wild experience. Tie me up and do whatever u want. Excited man tied up his wife and raped her sister.

Submitted By : Asif
Place : Jammu
15 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   29 Votes


Nov
7
2013
Perfect example of both good and bad luck


What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?
The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good luck)
but at the same time
Dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad luck)

Submitted By : Asif
Place : Jammu
16 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


Nov
4
2013

Dhirubhai Ambani calls Ratan Tata -


Dhirubhai Ambani calls Ratan Tata :-

Hello, Dhiru bolu chu.

Ratan: Kaun bolo?! Hello, Sambhlatu nathi...

Ambani: Dhiru bolu chu DHIRUUU

TATA: Tari Maai no Bhosro, Ghelchodya...
Gaan marava dhiru bole 6e...

Jor thi Bol ne bhosrina...

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
20 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   38 Votes


Nov
5
2013

Agar asman tak Hamare hath Jate


Agar asman tak
Hamare hath
Jate
Agr asman tak
Hamare hath
Jate
To chand-Tare Gaye bhad me
Hum pariyo ki choot mai ungli kr ke Ate.. ????

Submitted By : Asif
Place : Jammu
18 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   31 Votes


Nov
5
2013

Agar aasman tak hamare hath jate


Agar asman tak
Hamare hath
Jate
Agr asman tak
Hamare hath
Jate
To chand-Tare Gaye bhad me
Hum pariyo ki chut mai ungli kr k Ate.. ????

Submitted By : Asif
Place : Jammu
11 Likes
14 Dislikes
Rating :   31 Votes


Nov
4
2013

Height of confidence-


Height of confidence:-
Dr to 80 years aged men-
iss umar me jawan ladki ke sath sex karna jaan lewa ho sakta hai.

Buddha-i don't care,
marti hai to mar jaye saali

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
41 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   28 Votes


Nov
3
2013

Aadmi ka Hausla


Aadmi ka Hausla..

Aur. .

Aurat ka bhosdaa..

Duniya Mein Kuch Bhi Karwa Sakta hain.?

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
36 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   37 Votes


Oct
29
2013

chal mere auzar uth ke ho ja taiyar


chal mere auzar uth ke ho ja taiyar,
pahele chala ja muh me khol bandh gale ka dwar,
phir ghus ja chut me baki rahe jaye sirf baal,
chut ke hila de tar tar pee lena dudh bar bar,
ab gaand pe hoja sawar,
yaha ras ki aisi pichkari mar ke vo bhi kya yad karegi ke aaya tha koi GHUD SAVAR

Submitted By : Nikhil 8696431431
Place : Alwar
9 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   30 Votes