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Nov
14
2013

Suhaag Raat main


Suhaag Raat main
Wife:Muje Ghabrahat ho rahi Hai
Husband:Tumhari PehLi Raat hai na Is Liye?
Wife:Nahi Ji Raat me Pehli Baar hai Is Liye..

Submitted By : nikhil soni 8696431431
Place : alwar
142 Likes
71 Dislikes
Rating :   93 Votes


Nov
14
2013

Boy Breast ke taraf ishara


Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara
keraty hway, Amme Amme
yeh kia hain
Amme: Beta yeh Ghubaray
Hain.
Boy: Tu Amme masi kay
baray kion hain.
Amme: Tumnay kub daikhay.
Boy: Jub papa un main hawa
bhar rahay thay

Submitted By : nikhil soni 8696431431
Place : alwar
101 Likes
86 Dislikes
Rating :   56 Votes


Nov
13
2013

She Daal do


She: Daal do.
Me: Ruk ja khana toh kha lene do
hawas ki Pujaran
*slap* *slap* *slap*


Breakup...

Submitted By : DJ
Place : INDIA
11 Likes
30 Dislikes
Rating :   41 Votes


Nov
9
2013

Girlfrnd ye purse pakdo me abi ayi


Girlfrnd: ye purse pakdo me abi ayi.

Golu ne khola usme se rubber ka lund nikla

Gf: Khola to nai?

Golu: na ji na,purse khol k gand thodi marwaani hai?

Submitted By : viralmehta
Place : kajbsnx
36 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   73 Votes


Nov
4
2013

Arz kiya hai


Arz kiya hai...

Lavun Zala shot... aata khaali nako vaaku...

Wah.. .Wah...

Lavun Zala shot... aata khaali nako vaaku...

Pintya 3 ball 4 Run pahije...
lavdya wide nako taaku..."

Submitted By : pathik
Place : mumbai
14 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   23 Votes


Nov
8
2013

A boy comes to class


A boy comes to class with broken specs.
Teacher: what happened?
Boy: I was kissing my girlfriend.
Teacher: but how did your specs break?
Boy: she closed her legs.

Submitted By : Asif
Place : Jammu
23 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   25 Votes


Nov
8
2013

Sex teacher


Sex teacher draws picture of male sex organ and asked does anyone know what this is?
Kid: ya, my dad have two.
Teacher: two?
Kid: a small one for susu and big one to brush moms teeth.

Submitted By : Asif
Place : Jammu
22 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   29 Votes


Nov
7
2013

A lady was wearing a jeans in a train


A lady was wearing jeans in a train.
A man who saw that her zip was open said: madam, your lips are laughing.
Woman: hey they want a cigarette.

Submitted By : Asif
Place : Jammu
22 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   23 Votes