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Feb
5
2014

vodafone ka sim lena hai kisiko kya


vodafone ka sim lena hai kisiko kya ?
Acche no hai.
9077777777
9033333333
9044444444
9011111111
8868888888
8822222222
Sim 500 Rs. Me 5000 min free n 500 rs balance
1p/2s
200 SMS/day
Sim lena hai toh bolo

docament me chahiya
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1photo full nanga hath me lund pakad kar ..

Submitted By : mukesh singh bachharara
Place : ratangarh
65 Likes
20 Dislikes
Rating :   109 Votes


Feb
4
2014

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Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.
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Submitted By : Amit
Place : Nashik
16 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   35 Votes


Jan
31
2014

Doctor Tabiyat kaisi hai


Doctor : Tabiyat kaisi hai?
Mareej : Pahle se jyada kharab hai.
Doctor : Dawai kha li thi?
Mareej : Khali nahi thi bhari hui thi..
Doctor : I mean dawai le li thi?
Mareej : Ji aap hi se to li thi.
Doctor : Abe laude dawai pee li thi kya?
Mareej : Nahi ji dawai neeli thi.
Doctor: Abe Chutmarike, Land ke baal dawai ko pee liya tha?
Mareej : Nahi ji peeliya to mujhe tha.
Doctor : Tere maa ka bhosada Madarchod dawai ko khol k muh me rakh liya tha kya chutiye?
Mareej : Nahi aap hi ne to kaha tha ki fridge me rakhna.
Doctor : Bhosadike Bail ke bulle mar khayega kya ?
Mareej : Nahi dawai khaunga.
Doctor : Nikal teri gand me haathi ka land Bhenchod bhag bhosadike yahase..
Mareej : Ja raha hu par fir kab aau???

Submitted By : akash
Place : Ahmedabad
55 Likes
20 Dislikes
Rating :   64 Votes


Jan
31
2014
According to mechanical engineers GIRLS r the


According to mechanical engineers 'GIRLS' r the
best vehicle in the world. Why?
1. 2 bumpers in front.?

2. 2 bumpers in back.?

3. Self lubricating when hot.?

4. Finger touch ignition.?

5. Monthly automatic engine oil change.?

6. Every type of PISTON Fitting facility.??

7. Highest mileage of 9 months at just 2ml.?

Its new invention.

Submitted By : akash
Place : Ahmedabad
35 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   26 Votes


Dec
14
2013

Rajnikant always


Rajnikant always...

Ek bar Rajnikant Katrina ko bicycle pe age bithke ja raha tha.
Katrina: Muje dekh ke apko kuch nai hua?

Rajnikant: Pagli tuje pata hai tu kis pe bethi hai, vaise to ye ladies bicycle hai.

Samaj aye to share karo...
Baki POGO dekho...

Submitted By : akash
Place : Ahmedabad
70 Likes
26 Dislikes
Rating :   119 Votes


Dec
2
2013

teacher aur sangati


teacher na sangita ko bola a sa z tak alphabate bol

sangita : a e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v x y z

teacher boli : are sangita b p cd kider ha

Submitted By : jay
Place : mumbai
22 Likes
101 Dislikes
Rating :   94 Votes


Nov
26
2013

fuddiyo k beech mein ragdenge lund


fuddiyo k beech mein ragdenge lund

meri taraf se aapko happy thand !!!!!
Ladki soft honi Chahiye....

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? Kadak To Apna Group? Bhi Hai
????????
This 1 is latest...
?????????
Lund me stamina hona chaiye..
Khada toh nagar sevak bhi hota hai..
?????????
Ladki ko kiss karna chaiye...
Hug toh hum toilet mai bhi dete hai
?????????
Condom manforce hona chaiye
mood to kutte ka bhi hota hai
?????????
Condom hamesha safe hona chahiye...
Saste to aajkal kele bhi milte hai...
?????????
Boobs hamesha soft hone chahiye.
Bada to football bhi hota hai...
?????????
Swimming pool humesha saaf hona chahiye...
Gehri to chut bhi hoti hai...
?????????
GF humesha sexy honi chahiye...
Virgin to aajkal mobile bhi hote hai...
?????????
Sex humesha passionately karna chahiye.
Position to fielder bhi change karte hai.
?????????
Sex to wild hona chahiye
Domestic to airport bhi h.???????? last bt nt least

Cricketer sachin jaisa hona chahiye
Dhoni to gaand bhi h.?????????

Submitted By : DJ
Place : INDIA
39 Likes
25 Dislikes
Rating :   71 Votes


Nov
18
2013
A married woman complains to her mother


A married woman complains to her mother:

I'm divorcing Kuldip (Her Husband) .....
All he want's is just sex..
My asshole is now the size of 1 rupee coin....!!!!!
It used 2 be the size of a 25 paise coin earlier .....


Mother responds:
Dear, u r married 2 a crorepati lawyer .....
U live in an 8 bedroom mansion in Amritsar....
U drive a Mercedes 300SEL .....
U get 1,00,000 a week
allowance .....
U take 6 vacations a year.....
& U want 2 throw everything away just for 75paise ..... ?????
???

Submitted By : Manish
Place : Delhi
28 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   42 Votes