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Jun
19
2014

1Ladke ne apne Papa se pucha


1Ladke ne apne Papa se pucha
Papa, Smbhavna aur Vastvikta me kya fark hai?

Uske Papa ne thodi der sochkr kaha
Ja apni maa se puch ki kya wo 1 Crore rupay ke liye Salman Khan ke saath soyegi?

Ladke ne Maa se pucha, Maa ne kaha
Jaroor, wo 1 Crore hmare bohat kam aa skte hai

Fir Papa ne kaha
Jaa apni Behan se puch ki kya wo 1Crore ke liye Hritik Roshan ke sath soyegi?

Uski Behan ne kaha
Oh My God, Hritik is my favrte, ofcourse

Fir Papa ne bete se pucha
Kya tu 1Crore ke liye John Abrahm ke sath soyega?

Beta bola,
Han, kyuki 1Crore bohat jyada hote hai


Uska Papa bole,
Dekha Beta, agr Smbhavna dekhe to hmare Ghar me 3 crore Rupay hai, lekin agar Vastvikta dekhe to apne ghar me

2 Randi

aur 1 Gandmarau hai.
????

Submitted By : akash
Place : vadodara
26 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Jun
8
2014

Boss- Muth maro


Boss- Muth maro.

Employr- Maar liya sir.??????
???
Boss- Fir maro.

Emp- Maar liya.???..??

Boss- Fir maro...

Emp- Ab stamina nhi rha sir.?..?

Boss- Very gud, ab jao meri pyari beti ko ghar chhod aao..!..???
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jo mhanel juna ahe to 12 bapacha..??

Submitted By : piyush 7276586788
Place : nashik,maharashtra
20 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   34 Votes


May
20
2014

LUND ne salary badhane ki arji di


LUND ne salary badhane ki arji di,
Jisme 4 wajah thi:
1.Mai zyadatar night duty karta hu.
2.Andhere me duty karta hu.
3.Duty wali jagah me bahut garmi aur fislan hoti h.
4.Hamesha ghane jungalo me hi duty deta hu.

Arzi namanzur ho gyi,
jiski 4 wajah batai gyi:
1.Tum kaun sa pure 8 ghante duty karte ho?
2.Jab mood ho tab duty karte ho.
3.Duty ke waqt akadte bahut ho.
4.Aur sabse badi wajah..
duty khatam hote hi "thook" ke chale jaate ho?????
STRANGE FACTS

1. Roti ka 1 niwala 7sec k baad pet me pahuchta hai.

2. Insani baal 3kg tak wazan utha sakta hai

3. Har mard k Lund ki lambaai uske hath k anguthe se double hoti hai.

4. Aurte mardo se zyada palke jhapkati hain.

5. Aur Tera Dhyan abhi tak anguthe pe hi h.

Naap le Bhai, pehle tu lund hi naap le - Facts ki Maa ki Choot - tu lund naap!

Submitted By : Ajay Gangwar
Place : Delhi
37 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   63 Votes


May
11
2014

Absolute Classic


Absolute Classic!!!

1 bande Ne Ek Function Orgaize Kiya
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Usne Dekha Ki Invitation Se Zyada
Log Aaye Hain
.
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Wo Stage Pe Gya.. Aur Bola
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Jo Jo Ladki Walon Ki Taraf Se hai.. Wo Idher Ek side Me Aa Jaaye.
10-15 Aa Gye Ek Taraf.
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Phir usne Bola Ki Jo Ladke Walon Ki Taraf Se Hain.. Wo Bhi Udher Aa jaye.
10-15 Log Phir Aa Gye
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Ab usne Ne Ek Danda Le K Un Sab
ko (ladki wale plus ladke wale) ko maar maar ke bhagaaya.. aur kaha
"Ye Birthday Party hai...Haraamkhoro"

Submitted By : Aashish
Place : Delhi
35 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   37 Votes


Apr
25
2014
Dad son what do you wanna be when you grow up


Dad: son, what do you wanna be when you grow up ?
Son: dad I want to be a pizza delivery boy.
Dad: what ?
Son: yeah, or I would like to be a gardener or a plumber.
Dad: Madarchod tune phir se porn dekhi na?

Submitted By : Sushil Pathak
Place : Delhi/NCR
72 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   67 Votes


Apr
19
2014

apki soch ko salaam


Ek train me Katrina without ticket travel kar rahi
thi..
Usne saree pehni thi.. T.C. Ne usse 100 rs fine
liye..
Aishwarya ne jeans pehni thi, usse 75 rs fine
liye..
Karina ne skirt pehni thi, usse 50 rs fine liye..
Par Sunny Leone se kuchh nai liya..
Why.. ??
Q ki…
Uske pas ticket tha…… Kaminoo
Soch badlo desh badlega…


Submitted By : hansraj/hans/raj/honey
Place : jodhpur
33 Likes
17 Dislikes
Rating :   52 Votes


Apr
6
2014

Slogans for promoting condoms


Slogans for promoting condoms :
1. You can't go wrong, if you shield your ding dong !
2. She won't get sick, if you wrap your dick !
3. If you go into heat, cover your meat !
4. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool !
5. Wrap it in a foil, before checking her oil !
6. Cover your stump, before you pump !
7. Don't be silly, protect your lulli !
Forward to all careless F*CKERS !!!;-);-)....

Submitted By : Vinesh
Place : Hyderabaf
16 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   35 Votes


Feb
27
2014
Teacher Pappu batao yeh sign tumne kaha


Teacher: Pappu batao, yeh sign (%) tumne kaha
dekha.
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Awsme answer by Pappu: Teacher ji, jab car me
ladkiya sit belt pehnti hain

Submitted By : Amit
Place : Nashik
59 Likes
16 Dislikes
Rating :   71 Votes