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Jun
8
2014

Boss- Muth maro


Boss- Muth maro.

Employr- Maar liya sir.??????
???
Boss- Fir maro.

Emp- Maar liya.???..??

Boss- Fir maro...

Emp- Ab stamina nhi rha sir.?..?

Boss- Very gud, ab jao meri pyari beti ko ghar chhod aao..!..???
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jo mhanel juna ahe to 12 bapacha..??

Submitted By : piyush 7276586788
Place : nashik,maharashtra
20 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   34 Votes


May
20
2014

LUND ne salary badhane ki arji di


LUND ne salary badhane ki arji di,
Jisme 4 wajah thi:
1.Mai zyadatar night duty karta hu.
2.Andhere me duty karta hu.
3.Duty wali jagah me bahut garmi aur fislan hoti h.
4.Hamesha ghane jungalo me hi duty deta hu.

Arzi namanzur ho gyi,
jiski 4 wajah batai gyi:
1.Tum kaun sa pure 8 ghante duty karte ho?
2.Jab mood ho tab duty karte ho.
3.Duty ke waqt akadte bahut ho.
4.Aur sabse badi wajah..
duty khatam hote hi "thook" ke chale jaate ho?????
STRANGE FACTS

1. Roti ka 1 niwala 7sec k baad pet me pahuchta hai.

2. Insani baal 3kg tak wazan utha sakta hai

3. Har mard k Lund ki lambaai uske hath k anguthe se double hoti hai.

4. Aurte mardo se zyada palke jhapkati hain.

5. Aur Tera Dhyan abhi tak anguthe pe hi h.

Naap le Bhai, pehle tu lund hi naap le - Facts ki Maa ki Choot - tu lund naap!

Submitted By : Ajay Gangwar
Place : Delhi
37 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   63 Votes


May
11
2014

Absolute Classic


Absolute Classic!!!

1 bande Ne Ek Function Orgaize Kiya
.
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Usne Dekha Ki Invitation Se Zyada
Log Aaye Hain
.
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Wo Stage Pe Gya.. Aur Bola
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Jo Jo Ladki Walon Ki Taraf Se hai.. Wo Idher Ek side Me Aa Jaaye.
10-15 Aa Gye Ek Taraf.
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Phir usne Bola Ki Jo Ladke Walon Ki Taraf Se Hain.. Wo Bhi Udher Aa jaye.
10-15 Log Phir Aa Gye
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Ab usne Ne Ek Danda Le K Un Sab
ko (ladki wale plus ladke wale) ko maar maar ke bhagaaya.. aur kaha
"Ye Birthday Party hai...Haraamkhoro"

Submitted By : Aashish
Place : Delhi
35 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   37 Votes


Apr
25
2014
Dad son what do you wanna be when you grow up


Dad: son, what do you wanna be when you grow up ?
Son: dad I want to be a pizza delivery boy.
Dad: what ?
Son: yeah, or I would like to be a gardener or a plumber.
Dad: Madarchod tune phir se porn dekhi na?

Submitted By : Sushil Pathak
Place : Delhi/NCR
71 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   67 Votes


Apr
19
2014

apki soch ko salaam


Ek train me Katrina without ticket travel kar rahi
thi..
Usne saree pehni thi.. T.C. Ne usse 100 rs fine
liye..
Aishwarya ne jeans pehni thi, usse 75 rs fine
liye..
Karina ne skirt pehni thi, usse 50 rs fine liye..
Par Sunny Leone se kuchh nai liya..
Why.. ??
Q ki…
Uske pas ticket tha…… Kaminoo
Soch badlo desh badlega…


Submitted By : hansraj/hans/raj/honey
Place : jodhpur
33 Likes
17 Dislikes
Rating :   52 Votes


Apr
6
2014

Slogans for promoting condoms


Slogans for promoting condoms :
1. You can't go wrong, if you shield your ding dong !
2. She won't get sick, if you wrap your dick !
3. If you go into heat, cover your meat !
4. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool !
5. Wrap it in a foil, before checking her oil !
6. Cover your stump, before you pump !
7. Don't be silly, protect your lulli !
Forward to all careless F*CKERS !!!;-);-)....

Submitted By : Vinesh
Place : Hyderabaf
16 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   35 Votes


Feb
27
2014
Teacher Pappu batao yeh sign tumne kaha


Teacher: Pappu batao, yeh sign (%) tumne kaha
dekha.
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Awsme answer by Pappu: Teacher ji, jab car me
ladkiya sit belt pehnti hain

Submitted By : Amit
Place : Nashik
59 Likes
16 Dislikes
Rating :   71 Votes


Feb
10
2014

Boys letter to his gf-


?Boy's letter to his gf:-


Kaash Me
Tumhe Dekhu
Jab Tum
Kapde Utaro




















Jo Dale The
Taar Pe
Sukhne K Liye






Aur
Tum
Apne Haath Me
Pakdo Mera




















Haath
Aur Kaho,






Mene Tumhare Liye
Kholi Hui Hai
Apni




















Baahein







Ab To
Lelo Meri




















Har Khushi


Aur
Mujhe Dedo Apna




















Har ghum






Phir Me
Kholu Dhire Se
Tumhari




















Aankhen


Aur Kahu,
Dekho Kitna
Bada He Mera




















Dil


Phir Me
Tumhari
Taangen Uthaon
Aur
Daal Doon Apna




















Lund

Mil gayi shanti?... milla na tumhe jo chahiye wo...
tum jaise haramkhoron ki wajah se romantic msgs ki maa chud jaati hai! ? new hai forward karo...

Submitted By : akash
Place : Ahmedabad
88 Likes
31 Dislikes
Rating :   140 Votes