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Mar
19
2012

Suhag raat ko dulha bola


Suhag raat ko dulha bola: "jani bol aaj tujhay chaand par lay joun ya taroon ki ser karooun"

Dulhan sharma kar boli: 'aap ka "rocket" 1 baar daikh loun phir decide karoungi'

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
194 Likes
16 Dislikes
Rating :   26 Votes


Mar
19
2012

Suhagrat ko darvaze pe dastak hoti he


Suhagrat ko darvaze pe dastak hoti he...

To dulhan bhag k pardeke peeche chup jati hai...

Bunty: Kya hua?

Dulhan: Mujhe laga police ki Raid padi.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
155 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   27 Votes


Mar
19
2012
Suhag raat k 3 din bad dulha bahar aaya


Suhag raat k 3 din bad dulha bahar aaya...

Doston ne pucha: Itne din suhag raat?

Dulha: Kamino. Pehle yeh batao 'Vaseline' me 'Fevicol' kisne milaya?

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
1055 Likes
180 Dislikes
Rating :   234 Votes


Mar
19
2012

Aik pathan suhag raat ko


Aik pathan suhag raat ko kuch kiye bina biwi ke sath razai orh ke so gaya.

Thori dair baad biwi boli: Khan ji! Meri taangon ke beech main sorakh hai...

Pathan bola: Tabhi main soch raha hoon ke ye thandi hawa kahan se aa rahi hai...

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
177 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   23 Votes


Mar
19
2012
Suhag raat k baad husband ne wife se pucha


Suhag raat k baad husband ne wife se pucha:
Kaisa mahsoos kiya kal raat ko?

Wife Sharmate hue: Aapne to muje college k dino ki yaad dila d.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
435 Likes
33 Dislikes
Rating :   75 Votes


Mar
19
2012

Suhagrt ko Pati Patni par chada


Suhagrt ko Pati Patni par chada..

Patni hasi
2bar fir se aisa hi hua

Pati ka dimag garm hua.

Pati: Kyu hasti ho?

Ptn: Pankhe mein apki GAAND dikti he!

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
464 Likes
94 Dislikes
Rating :   100 Votes


Mar
19
2012

1 Admi suhagraat ko apni bv se bola


1 Admi suhagraat ko apni bv se bola: Tumhare B00BS to bahut bade he par tumhare niple nahi he.

BV boli sale kutte tu meri G@ND chat raha he

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
280 Likes
28 Dislikes
Rating :   42 Votes


Mar
19
2012

Suhagraat ko Hakle ne kha


Suhagraat ko Hakle ne kha: Aa aa Aao na jaan Chu Chu chu chu chu..

Wife panty utarkar boli: Chusle, Chumle Ya Chodh le...par chu chu mat kar chootiye.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
303 Likes
32 Dislikes
Rating :   55 Votes