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Aug
21
2014

unlike ka dard


ऊँगली का दर्द!
एक बार एक अंग्रेज भारत घुमने आया और उसने चाय की दुकान पर जाकर एक चाय आर्डर की।

कुछ देर बाद एक छोटा लड़का उसके लिए चाय लेकर आया परन्तु उसको देख कर अंग्रेज उस पर चिल्ला पड़ा क्योंकि उस लड़के ने चाय के कप के अंदर ऊँगली डाली हुई थी, अंग्रेज बोला,"तुम लोग कब सुधरोगे चाय इस तरह नहीं पकड़ते, ऊँगली नहीं डूबाते चाय में।"

लड़का: साहब ऊँगली में दर्द है, इसीलिए डॉक्टर ने सेकने के लिए कहा था।

अंग्रेज: तो भोंसड़ी के अपनी गांड में रख ऊँगली, वहाँ सबसे ज्यादा सेक मिलेगा

लड़का: साहब अभी तक वहीँ रखी हुई थी, आपकी चाय लाने के लिए वहां से निकालनी पड़ी।

Submitted By : Aditya
Place : kolkata
22 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Aug
19
2014

chikni chemli adult


Chikni Chameli adxlt version
Pichhu se le lena,
badi zehereeli g*nd maare
Kamsin kamariya saali ik zatke se lakh maare
Haaye!
Ch*t hazaaro'n ki, khulla bh*sda karaane aayi
Jhaat ki teelli se teri chillam jalaane aayi
Aaayi !
chikni ch*deli chhup ke akeli la*da ch*dha ke aayi
(x 4 times)
.
Jungle mein aaj mangal karungi main
G*ndu sheron se khelungi main
Makkhan jaisi fateli pe jalte angaare le lungi main
Haaye! gehre paani ki machhli hoon Raja
Jhaat Jhaat dariya mein ghoomi hoon main
Tere l*wdo ki leharon se maar ke aaj doobi hoon
main
Hoye g*ndleva bhadwa hai
S*x mein ye halwa hai
g*ndleva bhadwa hai
S*x mein ye halwa hai
B*bs se paros doongi chus le zaraa
Yeh toh pressure hai poora fillam dikhane aayi
Jhaat ki teelli se teri chillam jalaane aayi.:

Submitted By : Grandmaster Praveen
Place : Uttar Pradesh
18 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Aug
19
2014
kisi callgirl ki booking slip pr ye niyam


kisi callgirl ki booking slip pr ye niyam & sharte chhapi thi...

1. chut ki gehraayi ko ungli se? napna sakht mana hai.

2. hamare yha chodne ke liye important condom diye jaate hai pr use krne se ?pehle pani daal ke ya muh se fula ke check jarur kre.

3. land ko sahi jagah pr hi daale, gaand ya muh me? daalne ke alag charge lagenge.

4. Nipple ko daanto se kaatne pr sakht karyavahi ki jaygi.

5. Land bada ho ya chhota, rate ek hi rahega.

6. chudayi tel laga ke kre, thook se nahi.

7. virya nikalne ke baad khel khatm,kisi bhi tarah ki madarchodi nhi sahi jaygi.

8. chut me land jhada to gaand faad di jaygi.

9. viagra khakar chudayi karne nhi di jaygi.

10. ek mahine ka daily pass banwane pr 3din ki free chudayi ki vishesh chhut.

Submitted By : Nick joshi
Place : Delhi
18 Likes
0 Dislikes
Rating :   9 Votes


Jul
18
2014

EK BAAR SONU KO KUCH SCIENTIST


EK BAAR SONU KO KUCH SCIENTIST CHAND PE BHEJTE HAI... SONU AADHE RASTE ME ROCKET SE KUD JATA HAI OR BOLTA HAI... DHOKHA... BAHAN KE LODO AAJ TO AMAVASYA HAI CHAND TO HOGA HI NAHI

Submitted By : Nitish
Place : Delhi
9 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   14 Votes


Jul
16
2014

Where Do U See MANGOES


Where Do U See MANGOES..?
Mango Tree .. No
Fruit Shop .. No
Maaza .. No
Then..?
.
Answer:
Jaha Jaha Beautiful Woman
Goes..
Peeche Peeche
.
MAN GOES.......!

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
19 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   8 Votes


Jul
1
2014
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar they


A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turn out to be Siamese twins, and they wind up back at his apartment. He makes love to one, and then starts to work on the other. He realizes that the first one might get bored watching, so he her asks what she'd like to do. She says, "Is that a trombone in the corner? I'd love to play your trombone." So she plays it while he screws her sister. A few weeks later, the girls are walking past the guy's apartment building. One of the girls says, "Let's stop up and see that guy." The other girl says, "Gee...do you think he'd remember us?"

Submitted By : Muluken
Place : addis ababa
7 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Jun
19
2014
Chunu munnu swiming pool me naha rahe the


Chunu munnu swiming pool me naha rahe the.
Chunu dubne laga to munnu ka land pakad liya

Munnu :- Bhosdike,dekh le ye hoti hai dosti....Aaj ladki ke sath hota to dub jata
....dedicated to all my friends

Submitted By : akash
Place : vadodara
32 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes


Jun
19
2014

1Ladke ne apne Papa se pucha


1Ladke ne apne Papa se pucha
Papa, Smbhavna aur Vastvikta me kya fark hai?

Uske Papa ne thodi der sochkr kaha
Ja apni maa se puch ki kya wo 1 Crore rupay ke liye Salman Khan ke saath soyegi?

Ladke ne Maa se pucha, Maa ne kaha
Jaroor, wo 1 Crore hmare bohat kam aa skte hai

Fir Papa ne kaha
Jaa apni Behan se puch ki kya wo 1Crore ke liye Hritik Roshan ke sath soyegi?

Uski Behan ne kaha
Oh My God, Hritik is my favrte, ofcourse

Fir Papa ne bete se pucha
Kya tu 1Crore ke liye John Abrahm ke sath soyega?

Beta bola,
Han, kyuki 1Crore bohat jyada hote hai


Uska Papa bole,
Dekha Beta, agr Smbhavna dekhe to hmare Ghar me 3 crore Rupay hai, lekin agar Vastvikta dekhe to apne ghar me

2 Randi

aur 1 Gandmarau hai.
????

Submitted By : akash
Place : vadodara
26 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   13 Votes