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Oct
21
2013

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New Joke - In a Car Show Room
Sexy Salesgirl: What color would you like for your Car Sir?
Crazy Customer: Do you have VAGINISH PINK, BOOBY CREAM, NIPPLING PINK or SPERM-ISH WHITE?
Sale Girl after a pause:
Sorry Sir, we only have PERIODIC RED, LUNDISH BROWN and JHANTISH BLACK.??

Submitted By : priyanka phirke
Place : Nagpur
15 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   20 Votes


Oct
18
2013

Guru ji Se Ek Mastmaula Ashiq Ne


Guru ji Se Ek Mastmaula Ashiq Ne
Puchha
Ashiq: Guru ji , Ek Ladki Apni Life
Mein Apni Choot Ke Upar Kitne Rs
Kharchti Hai?
Guru ji Ne Samjhaya Ek Ldki Ko 11 Saal Ki Umar Mein
Menstrual Cycle Suru Hota Hai
Aur Monopose Ki Umar 56 Saal
Hoti Hai.
Ek Ldki Ko Uski Puri Zindagi Me
Lagbag 3000 Din Ya Lagbg 8 Saal Menstrual Cycle Mein Bitane
Padte Hai.
Ek Period Mein Lgbag 45ml Blood
Nikalta Hai
(45ml x 3times a Day, x 5 Days =
675ml, x 12months =8100ml, x 45 Yrs = 364.8 Liter)
Ek Ladki Ki Choot Apni Puri Life
Mein Lagbg 365 Ltr Khoon Nikalti
Hai.
Ek Din Me 1 Wisper Ultra Use Kiya
Jaye To (5 Pad x 5days = 25 Pads, x 12
Months = 300pads/per Year, x 45
Years = 13500 pads, Means 1125
Pack Wisper Ultra, x Rupees
52.00 = Rs 58500.00)
Means Ek Ldki Puri Zindgi Mein Jitne
Paisi Apni Choot Par Kharch Krti
Hai Utne Mein Tere Liye 1 Bajaj
Pulsar 150 Aa Jaye.

Submitted By : sixfingers
Place : jo
19 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   25 Votes


Oct
14
2013

Ladka ladki ko hotel le ke gaya


Ladka ladki ko hotel le ke gaya

Ladki ne mehange item order kiye.

Ladka: Maa ke ghar bhi yhi khati ho ?

Ladki: Maa dinner ke baad meri chadi nahi uttarti.

Submitted By : sixfingers
Place : jo
24 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   31 Votes


Oct
14
2013

Bakri Ki Jaan Talwar Ke Niche


Bakri Ki Jaan Talwar Ke Niche.

Ladki Ki Jaan Salwar Ke Niche.

Mat Bhago har Kisi K piche,

Pyar Karo Bas Usi Se,

Jo Kar de Salwar Khushi Se Niche...

Submitted By : sixfingers
Place : jo
19 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   24 Votes


Oct
14
2013
Chemistry ki class mein Sir ne 1 Ladki se poocha


Chemistry ki class mein Sir ne 1 Ladki se poocha!
What is Nitrate..?
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Ladki sharma kar boli
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Kya sir, aap bhi na qasam se ekdum direct ho jaate ho...
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NIGHT RATE is 5000/- sirf aap k liye...
aur hotel ka alag.

Submitted By : sixfingers
Place : jo
20 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   22 Votes


Oct
12
2013

Ladki job ke liye interview dene gayi


Ladki job ke liye interview dene gayi
Boss: Woh kya hai jis ke 2 wheel hote hai?
GIRL: Motor Cycle
Boss: nahi, Honda Motor Cycle
BOSS: woh kya hai jis ke 4 wheel hote hain?
Girl: Car
BOSS: No, Toyota car.
Girl gusse se: "ab mere sawaal ka jawaab do
"Aagey bhi baal peeche bhi baal beech mein Suraakh ?"
BOSS: "choot" ?
Girl: "NAHI TERI MAA KI CHOOT" !

Submitted By : austin
Place : Gujarat
15 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   24 Votes


Oct
9
2013

Ek baar Guru ko hichki aayi


Ek baar Guru ko hichki aayi.....
hichki k saath paad bhi nikal gaya.....


Guru : kamaal hai !!!! yaad karne waale ne toh gaand hi phaad di.....

Submitted By : Nitesh
Place : Ahmedabad
35 Likes
34 Dislikes
Rating :   49 Votes


Oct
9
2013

Bbs Soft Hone Chahiye


B()()bs Soft Hone Chahiye.
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Bada To Footbool Bhi Hota Hai..

Submitted By : Nitesh
Place : Ahmedabad
26 Likes
32 Dislikes
Rating :   32 Votes