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Apr
29
2012
Chameli bhabhi ne Chaat ki dukan kholi...


Chameli bhabhi ne Chaat ki dukan kholi.
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Dukan kholte hi customer ki line lag gayi,
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Kyo...?
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Board par likha tha,
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"SIRF 10 Rs ME CHAMELI bhabhi KI CHAAT LO" :) :D :P

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
424 Likes
49 Dislikes
Rating :   58 Votes


Mar
30
2012

Feeling bored?


Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?

Open the zip!

Enter your hands in between your zip..

take out your...


book from your bag and study..

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
281 Likes
26 Dislikes
Rating :   55 Votes


Mar
19
2012

Tere pyaar me meri chita jal jayegi


Devdas: tere pyaar me meri chita jal jayegi.

Paro: teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi...raakh bhej dena bartan ghisne k kaam aayegi.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
183 Likes
24 Dislikes
Rating :   40 Votes


Mar
18
2012

Film Sholy ka sab se dukhad pahelu


Film Sholy ka sab se dukhad pahelu.

Ek toh thakur ki biwi nahi thi, aur gabbar ne uske haath bhi kaat diya thaa!

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
348 Likes
50 Dislikes
Rating :   46 Votes


Mar
18
2012

After first night abhishek ask aish


After first night abhishek ask aish:
Aish aaj koi aisi baat kaho jise sun mujhe kushi b mile aur gham bhi!

Aish(sharmate hue)

Aish(sharmate hue)

Ji aapka salmaan aur vivek se bhi bada hai.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
552 Likes
52 Dislikes
Rating :   93 Votes


Mar
18
2012

Abhishek on Suhagrat


Abhishek on Suhagrat:
Teri ankho mein doob jau...
Teri zulfo mei kho jaau...
Tere jhumke pe jhool jaau...

Aish: Neeche bhi utrega ki salman ko bulau.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
344 Likes
36 Dislikes
Rating :   63 Votes


Mar
18
2012

Director to Malika


Director to Malika: Suhagraat ka scene hai...tumhe hero ko glass me dudh pilana hai.

Malika: Agar glass me hi pilana hai to Vidya Balan ko bula lete.

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
225 Likes
23 Dislikes
Rating :   34 Votes


Mar
18
2012

Aadmi bade mood mein waiter se


Aadmi bade mood mein waiter se: waiter, ek sexy si chai lao.

Waiter: Dekhye humare yahan bhains ka doodh aata hai koi Dipasha Basu ka nahi.... Samjhe!

Submitted By : SmsFunBook Team
214 Likes
34 Dislikes
Rating :   33 Votes