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Apr
11
2013
Sholay Film Mein Se Kaata Gaya Ek Dialog


Sholay Film Mein Se Kaata Gaya Ek Dialog

Gabbar: ?Goli 6 Or Aadmi 3, Bahut Na Insaafi Hai Re?

Sambha: ?Ghanta Na Insaafi Hai, 3 Aadmio Ki 6 Goliya Hi To Hoti Hai Sardar Chutia Mat Banao?

Submitted By : Sanjeev Thakur
Place : Jammu
67 Likes
14 Dislikes
Rating :   39 Votes


Apr
9
2013

XXX movies r nominated 4 oscar award


XXX movies r nominated 4 oscar award.

1.reshma ki salwar ??me talwar ??

2.abla nari? ka babla bhari

3.pati fauj ?me,biwi mauj me

4.amar prem bistar par game..?

5.Ghar me saali to raat bhar diwali.??

6.Phat gayi panty? to chud gayi aunty!?

7.Randi ??ho gayi thandi.?

8.Zalim lauda?? lage hathoda.
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9.Peticot ??me visfot??

10.Paan? khaye muniya maa chudaye duniya

11.Aaya saawan ??jhumke,pakad mera ghumke !?

Submitted By : vaibhav gupta
Place : delhi
126 Likes
20 Dislikes
Rating :   42 Votes


Mar
7
2013

rakhi sawant najumi say


rakhi sawant najumi say:

Kya mery hath me dolat ki Lakeer hai?

Najumi:

dolat ki lakeer to hy mgr Hath me nhi, dono tangon k darmiyan hai.

Submitted By : DJ
Place : karachi,pakistan
21 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   21 Votes


Feb
7
2013

Relationships Are Like Glass




Relationships Are Like Glass ...

Sometimes It's Better To Leave Them Broken

Than

Try To Hurt Yourself Putting It Back Together ...

Submitted By : Amar
Place : Chennai
26 Likes
30 Dislikes
Rating :   19 Votes


Dec
31
2012
BACHHAN in KBC Jaya aur Aishwarya mein ek jaisa ky


BACHHAN (in KBC): Jaya aur Aishwarya mein ek jaisa kya hey ???
SARDAR(on hot seat): dono ke Nipples abhisiek ne chusey hey !!!

BIG B behosh !!!

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
239 Likes
24 Dislikes
Rating :   94 Votes


Nov
27
2012

MUNNI REMIX


MUNNI REMIX :

Munni Badnaam hui,

Darling tere liye

Chud-Chud ke Laal hui, Darling tere liye

Item se Raand hui,

Darling tere liye

Guffa jaisi Gaand hui,

Darling tere liye!!

Munni ki Choot Gulabi, Boobs Sharabi, Gaand Nawabi re

Lawde ki Khaan hui, Darling tere liye

"NOW APPLY ZANDU BALM".

Submitted By : amit
Place : mumbai
168 Likes
70 Dislikes
Rating :   61 Votes


Oct
28
2012

Top Milk Containers


Top Milk Containers

Ayesha Takia-4 ltr

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Sania-3 ltr

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Katrina-2 ltr

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Bipasha-1ltr

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Aishwrya- 1/2 lt

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Kareena- Sample Pouch

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&

Recently introduced

Vidya Balan- Party Pack

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Submitted By : Shivendu
Place : lucknow
144 Likes
32 Dislikes
Rating :   59 Votes


Oct
19
2012
Saif Ali Khan's Son is demanding all maternal...


Saif Ali Khan's Son is demanding all maternal rights,

He wants to start with breast feeding !!!

Submitted By : mahaveer lunker
Place : jaipur
40 Likes
22 Dislikes
Rating :   35 Votes