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Jul
18
2013

IN A SCHOOL OF WASSEYPUR


IN A SCHOOL OF WASSEYPUR :

Teacher : bhosdike aaj tuney fir homework nahi kiya ?

Student : sir light nahi thi

Teacher : to mombatti jala leta bhenchod

Student: sir machis nahi utha sakta tha

Teacher : kyun be laudey

Student: sir puja ghar mein rakhi thee

Teacher: to machis uthayi kyo nahi madarchod

Student : nahaya nahi tha sir

Teacher : sale bhadwey nahaya kyo nahi tha

Student: paani nahi tha sir

Teacher: bhenchod, pani kyo nahi tha ?

Student:sir motor nahi chal rahi thi

Teacher : randi ki aulad, ab motor ko kya hua

Student : sir aapki ma ka bhosda, aapki ma ki chut , bhenchod, madarchod, shuru mein hi bataya na
laudey ki light nahi thi ..?

Submitted By : Hitsy
Place : Mumbai
172 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   65 Votes


Jun
27
2013

Raanjhanaa movie review


Raanjhanaa movie review:

The only movie of bollywood in which hero doesn't have BODY and heroine doesn't have BOOBS ...

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
54 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   39 Votes


Jun
13
2013

Top Milk Containers


Top Milk Containers?

Ayesha Takia-4 ltr
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Sania-3 ltr
( . )( . )

Bipasha-2 ltr
( . )( . )

Katrina-1ltr
( . )( . )

Aishwrya- 1/2 lt
( . )( . )

Kareena- Sample Pouch
(.)(.)

&

Recently introduced

SUNNY LEONE- Party Pack
( . )( . )

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
44 Likes
21 Dislikes
Rating :   40 Votes


Jun
12
2013

Song ki maa-behen


Song ki maa-behen:

Batameez Dil from Yeh Jawani Hai Deewani.


Gaand mein gorilla dekha,
Jhaat mein nageena dekha,

Chikni chut dekhi,

Chikna se lawda dekha,

Chotte lund se randi ko choda
Toh saare bhadwe bole saale tu hai chakka..

Pa para para...

Meri jhaat, teri jhaat,

Zyaada jhaatein buri baat...

Thaali mein katora leke,

Mutthye maare toh pata chale kiski jeet, kiski haar!

Mere piche kisi ne ungli kiya toh,
Saala main tere muh mein ghusedo apna tatta..

Ispe bhoot koi chadha hai
Chodna jaane naa..

Ab toh kya gora kya kaala hai,

Tharak pehchaane naa..

Lund pakad ke khaada hai kambakht,

Chodna jaane naa..
Haha..

Randibaaz dil, Randibaaz dil, Randibaaz dil..
Maane na, maane na...

Randibaaz dil, Randibaaz dil, Randibaaz dil
Maane na, maane na..

Yeh jo haal hai, sawaal hai, kamaal hai
Jaane na jaane na..

Randibaaz dil, Randibaaz dil Randibaaz dil
Maane naa..

Submitted By : Musani
Place : Gandhinagar
83 Likes
45 Dislikes
Rating :   43 Votes


Jun
11
2013

Top Milk Containers


Top Milk Containers
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Ayesha Takia-4 ltr

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Sania-3 ltr

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Bipasha-2 ltr

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Katrina-1ltr

( , ) ( , )

Aishwrya- 1/2 lt

( . ) ( . )

Kareena- Sample Pouch

(.)(.)

&

Recently introduced

SUNNY LEON- Party Pack

( . ) ( . )

Boobs bade hone chaiye
Bra to Sonam kapoor bhi pehnti hai ???

Submitted By : rajesh
Place : india
29 Likes
15 Dislikes
Rating :   35 Votes


Jun
10
2013

at lingerie store


at lingerie store
Sunny Leone asked "Where's trial room ...
Salesman said Madam ... Humse kya chupana Fan hain aapke.?

Submitted By : rajesh
Place : india
40 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   32 Votes


Jun
2
2013

Ek din Mallika tota kharidne gayi


Ek din Mallika tota kharidne gayi?
Mallika- iski khasiyat kya hai?
Dukandar- ye tota bolta hai ?
Mallika ne Tote se pucha- Main kaisi lag rahi hun?
Tota- Saali charecter less lag rahi hai?
Mallika- Ye to bahut hi batmij tota hai.
Dukandar tote ko andar le gaya or jor se pani me uska sar duba ke pucha, bol ab kisi ko gaali dega?
Tota-Nahi kabhi bhi nahi dunga?
Dukandar tote ko bahar le gaya or Mallika se kaha ab aap puchiye?
Mallika-agar mere ghar pe ek admi aye to tum kya sochoge?
Tota-apka pati hai?
Mallika-agar do aaye to ?
Tota-apka pati aur uska bhai hai?
Mallika-agar teen log aaye to ?
Tota-pati, dever aur tumhara bhai.?
Mallika-agar char log aayen to?
Tota-Pani lekar aao bhai,
maine to pehle hi bola tha ki saali character less hai.

Submitted By : Nitesh
Place : Ahmedabad
110 Likes
22 Dislikes
Rating :   85 Votes


May
28
2013
Do you know why Ranbir Deepika broke up


Do you know why Ranbir & Deepika broke up?
They thought if Abhishek & Aishwarya are called ABHIASH,
Saif & Kareena are called SAIFEENA,
then what would they
be called??? RANDEE
??????

Submitted By : Hitsy
Place : Mumbai
24 Likes
16 Dislikes
Rating :   30 Votes