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Oct
2
2013

Agar


Agar
yeh jawani he diwani film me,
Deepika padukone ki jagah....
sunny leone hoti to,
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Balam pichkari song ka maza hi kuchh aur hota!

Submitted By : dredefined
Place : vadodara
42 Likes
38 Dislikes
Rating :   60 Votes


Sep
28
2013

Jethalal spl


Jethalal spl


.Poonam ni raate hu chand joti ti.
Wah Wah...
Poonam ni raate hu chand joti ti.
Babita : Sorry jethaji tamaro phone aavyo tyare hu gaand
dhoti ti......

Resion card leva badha line ma 6e,
Resion card leva badha line ma 6e,
Jethalal says : Ayyer, whisper leto aay babita time ma
6e..!!

Pati kahe patni ne chadar lav odhavi 6
Wah Wah
pati kahe patni ne chadar lav odhavi 6
Jethalal kahe eni Mano Bhosdo aje gme e thy babita ne
chodvi 6

Gumda upr malam,malam upar makhi.
Wah Wah
Gumda upr malam,malam upar makhi
Jethalal:BAPUJI TAME PAN 1 SHOT MARI LYO,
BABITA UBHI CHE VAKI

Girls ma hamesha thay che fight
Wah wah..
Girls ma hamesha thay che fight
Wah wah..
Babita na bobla joy ne jethalal no thay che tight

Submitted By : dredefined
Place : vadodara
41 Likes
60 Dislikes
Rating :   69 Votes


Aug
29
2013

Balika Vadhuspecial


''Balika Vadhu''special

Anandi:
Dadi sa, suhagraat ke pehle niche ke baal katne padte hai kya ?

Dadisa:
Pata nai chori
Mhare to shadi ke 4 saal baad aaye the.

Submitted By : Pat
Place : Ahmedabad
86 Likes
17 Dislikes
Rating :   97 Votes


Aug
24
2013

3 Idiots - Part 2


3 Idiots - Part 2
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Teacher: "What Is A Condom?"

Aamir Khan Muskurane Lag Jata Hain.

Teacher: "Aap Itna Muskura Kyu Rahe Ho?"

Aamir: "Sir!, Wo Kya Hai, Bachpan Se Iccha Thi Ki Main Sex Education College Mein Padhu! Aaj Yaha Padh Raha Hu, Bahut Maza Aa Raha Hai"

Teacher: "Zyada Maza Lene Ki Zarurat Nahi Hai, Condom Ki Definition Bolo?"

Aamir: "Sir! Condom Is Anything Which Reduces Population"

Teacher: "Will U Plz Elaborate?"

Aamir: "Har Wo Cheez Jo Population Control Kare!" "Baccha Paida Nahi Karna Hai, Condom Hai Na"
"Masti! Chahiye Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak, Condom Hai Sir"
"Actualy Sir! Hum Condom Se Ghire Hue Hai" "8th Class Ke Ladke Se Lekar Mujh Tak, Sab Condom Ka Use Kar Rahe Hai" "1 Second Mein In, 1 Second Mein Out, In-Out, In-Out"

Teacher: "Arre. Defination Kya Hai?"

Aamir: "Wo Hi To Bata Raha Hu Sir"

Teacher: "Exam Mein Ye Sab Likhoge?" "Ye Condom Hai! Masti! Raat Se Lekar Subah Tak! Idiot" "Anybody Else??"

Chattur: "Sir! , Condom Are Between Any Combination Of Body So Connected, That Their Relative Positions May Be
Seen In Kamasutra.."

Teacher: "Wah! Kya Baat Hai... - Sir mene bhi to wahi kaha...

Teacher - get out...!

After Some time, Amir khan returns back to class...!

Teacher: Ab kya hua.?

Amir khan: sir kuch bhool gya hun..

Teacher: kya..?

Amir khan: sir,6 inch long,coated with extra protection, in out in out,throw liquid wen directed,cud be covered with cap, spreads wen rubbed....

Teacher : wat d fuck u want??

Amir khan: pen sir....pen...!

Submitted By : Mahesh
Place : Mumbai
107 Likes
19 Dislikes
Rating :   79 Votes


Aug
21
2013

Weird Bollywood


Weird Bollywood:

1. Poonam Pandey had to remove clothes to get a movie.



2. Sunny Leone had to wear clothes to get a movie!

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
87 Likes
25 Dislikes
Rating :   116 Votes


Aug
4
2013
Song ki maa-behen Batameez Dil from Yeh


Song ki maa-behen: Batameez Dil from Yeh
Jawani Hai
Deewani.
Gaand mein gorilla dekha
Jhaat mein nageena dekha
Chikni chut dekhi
Chikna se lauda dekha
Chotte land se randi ko choda
Toh saare badwe bole saale tu hai chakka
Pa para para...
Meri jhaat, teri jhaat
Zyaada badi kisi jhaat
Thaali mein katora leke
Mutt maare toh pata chale kiski jeet, kiski
haar!
Mere piche kisi ne ungal kiya toh
Saala main tere muh mein ghusedo apna
tatta
Ispe bhoot koi chadha hai
Chodna jaane naa
Ab toh kya gora kya kaala hai
Tharak pehchaane naa
Land pakad ke khaada hai kambakht
Chodna jaane naa
Randibaaz dil, Randibaaz dil, Randibaaz dil
Maane na, maane na
Randibaaz dil, Randibaaz dil, Randibaaz dil
Maane na, maane na
Yeh jo haal hai, sawaal hai, kamaal hai
Jaane na jaane na
Randibaaz dil, Randibaaz dil Randibaaz dil
Maane naa.. :-D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
86 Likes
21 Dislikes
Rating :   113 Votes


Aug
3
2013
if aamir was so smarthe could hav used d wrd


if aamir was so smart,he could hav used d wrd

Run' instead of'bhaag' in 'bhaag DK Bose' sng.

Den d sng wud b 'RunDK BoseDK'

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
61 Likes
13 Dislikes
Rating :   70 Votes


Aug
1
2013
Ek baar heroine ki shaadi producer se hoti hai


Ek baar heroine ki shaadi producer se hoti hai.
Pehli raat ko producer heroine ho kehta hai ki pehle rehersal kar lete hain.
Heroine bolti hai rehersal maine director k saath kar li hai aap final take lo.

Submitted By : surya sahu
Place : ratanpur
27 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   35 Votes