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Jul
17
2014
I told her if you like me kal red pahen ke aaiyo


I told her: if you like me, kal red pahen ke aaiyo.
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Wo black pahan ke aayi,
mujhe bura laga.
Lekin jb wo coffee uthane.ke liye jhuki,
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To mene jaana ke wo andr se mujhe kitna pyar krti hai.:D:D

Submitted By : Ravinder Kumar
Place : Panipat
21 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Jul
17
2014

College Wali Masaledar Hoti Hai


College Wali Masaledar Hoti Hai?
Office Wali Fikki.
Ghar Wali Mein Taste Nahi Aata.
Hotel Wali Mast Hoti Hai.
Par Chai To Chai Hai. . . . .
Aap Kya Samjh Rahe The?

Submitted By : Ravinder Kumar
Place : Panipat
15 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   4 Votes


Jul
14
2014

Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai


Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai
Aur
Gila Bahir Ata Hai
Pehle Chota Hota Hai
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai
To Ye Red Color Deta Hai
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad
Jab Esse Bahir Nekalo
To Apna Kam Dikha Kar Ye
Bejan Sa Bahar Ata Hai
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,
Es Ko
LIPTON TEA BAG Kehty hain..

Submitted By : krish kumar
Place : Hariyana
13 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   7 Votes


Jul
10
2014

If Your Right Leg Would B Xmas And


If Your Right Leg Would B Xmas And
Your Left Would B New Year
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I Would Love To Visit U
During
The Xmas Holidays

Submitted By : Happy9814608342
Place : Ludhiana
38 Likes
4 Dislikes
Rating :   33 Votes


Jul
8
2014

Girl to Tennis Coach


Girl to Tennis Coach :
Racket Kaise Pakdun ?
Coach : Racket Ko Aise Pakado,
Jaisey Tum Apne Boy Friend Ka Pakadti Ho.
Girl : Ab Theek Hain Na..???
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Coach : Ullu Ki Patthi.
Muh Se Nikal Racket.

Submitted By : Amit Kumar Phojdar
Place : Aligarh UP
15 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Jul
1
2014

Need a girl for sex 9012681459caal me


AITBAAR
lund pe aitbaar kisko hai…
Mil jaaye chodney ko to inkar kis ko hai…
Kuch mushkilen hai chut paane me dost
Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai…

Submitted By : Mani gupta
Place : Dehradun
10 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Jun
27
2014

Who is a Girl


Who is a Girl ???
A Girl is the most Beautiful part of God's creation.
She starts compromising at a very tender age.
She sacrifices her chocolates for her brother.
Later she sacrifices her love for just a smile on her parents face.
Then After Marriage.
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She takes revenge of all things from her Husband...

Submitted By : Prashant Mankotia
Place : Solan
33 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   15 Votes


Jun
19
2014
Me Tuze ghar me sab kis naam se bulate he


Me : Tuze ghar me sab kis naam se bulate he!!!
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Girl : Chanda...aur tuze!!!
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Me : Neil Armstrong
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"Again Blocked"

Submitted By : Prashant Mankotia
Place : Solan
47 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   22 Votes