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Aug
25
2014

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एक बार एक उदास बंदर मरने को गया तो जाते-जाते उसने सोते हुए
शेर की गांड में ऊँगली डाल
दी।
शेर उठा और गुस्से से दहाड़ा, "किसने किया ये? किसने
अपनी मौत बुलायी है?"
बंदर: मैं हूँ महाराज।
शेर ने पूछा, "ये करते हुए तुम्हें किसी ने देखा?"
बंदर: नहीं महाराज।
शेर: ठीक है, एक बार और करो अच्छा लगता है।
कहानी का सार: अकेले रह-रह कर जंगल
का राजा भी गांडू हो जाता है।
इसलिए अपने दोस्तों के संपर्क में रहें।

Submitted By : rishabh banna
Place : jaipur
15 Likes
10 Dislikes
Rating :   5 Votes


Aug
25
2014

100


धृतराष्ट्र : "मैं बहुत खुश हूँ प्रिये, तुमने मुझे 100 पुत्र दिये।"
गंधारी: "ये संभव ना होता स्वामी, अगर
आप अंधे ना होते।"
धृतराष्ट्र: "क्या मतलब ? क्या ये सौ पुत्र मेरे
नहीं हैं तो किसके है?"
गांधारी: "क्या पता? मैनें भी ते आखों पर
पट्टी बाँध रखी है !

Submitted By : rishabh banna
Place : jaipur
15 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Aug
25
2014
A TC In A Train Fines 400 For No Ticket


A TC In A Train Fines 400 For No Ticket.
He Charged 1st Girl Rs 300 Who Was Wearing
Sleevless
Rs 200 To 2nd Who Was Wearing Sleevles
&Backless
Rs100 To 3rd Who Ws Wearing Sleevless,
Backless And A Mini Skirt
He Charged Rs 0 To The 4th One...
Why???
U Dirty Mind...
She Had The Ticket!!!

Submitted By : rishabh banna
Place : jaipur
7 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   2 Votes


Aug
25
2014

5 Inch Ka Hai


5 Inch Ka Hai
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Size Normal Hai
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Mazboot Hai
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Ziada Mota Bi Nahi Hai
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2 Larkian Dekh Chuki Hain
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Lena Hai To Bolo
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Mera NOKIA N96.

Submitted By : rishabh banna
Place : jaipur
12 Likes
7 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Aug
25
2014

16 Saal


16 Saal
(.)=(.)
25 Saal
( . )=( . )
36 Saal
( . )=( . )
Kia Samjhe?
Hamesha Ghalat Hi Sochna
Zyada SMS Parhoge To Itna Bara Chashma
Lagega!!!

Submitted By : rishabh banna
Place : jaipur
12 Likes
3 Dislikes
Rating :   3 Votes


Aug
24
2014

WheN Michael Jackson dIeD alL dAy hIs


WheN Michael Jackson dIeD, alL dAy hIs
soNgS wErE
sHoWn on tv
WhEn PaUL WaLker diEd, aLL dAy hIs films
wRE
sHoWn on tv
Now waItiNg whEn SuNnY LeOnE wIll dIe :D

Submitted By : hemshankar kumar
Place : rajasthan
35 Likes
5 Dislikes
Rating :   22 Votes


Jul
17
2014

Who is a Girl


Who is a Girl ???
A Girl is the most Beautiful part of God's creation.
She starts compromising at a very tender age.
She sacrifices her chocolates for her brother.
Later she sacrifices her love for just a smile on her parents face.
Then After Marriage.
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She takes revenge of all things from her Husband..

Submitted By : Ravinder Kumar
Place : Panipat
21 Likes
2 Dislikes
Rating :   11 Votes


Jul
17
2014
Ladki Ke Doctor Ke Room Mein Se Suni Gayi Cheekh


Ladki Ke Doctor Ke Room Mein Se Suni Gayi Cheekh Pukkar

?Oh No Bleeding??

?Please Bahar Nikalo??

?Oh Ahh Ahh Oyeeee Maaa!?

?Ab Bas Karo Nikaal Bhi Do Na??

?Oh No! Itna Pain Main Mar Gai??

Dr: ?Bas-Bas Nikal Raha Hoon, Lo Nikal Gaya Kharab Daant.?

Aur Bhai Logo Aap Kya Soch Rahe Thhe, Ki Doctor Kuch Dal Raha Thha.:D:D

Submitted By : Ravinder Kumar
Place : Panipat
23 Likes
6 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes