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Jan
27
2012

The Captain of A Team to The Umpire


The captain of a team says to the Umpire,
"My players want to know if there is a penalty for thinking.
" The Umpire says, "No."
The captain says, "Well we think you're an asshole, then."

Submitted By : Amala
Place : Rohtak, Haryana
87 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes


Sep
3
2011

Tiranga Ki Aan


Kuch nasha tiranga ki aan ka hai
Kuch nasha Matribhumi ki shaan ka hai
Hum laherayenge Final me bhiTiranga
Nasha yeh BHARAT ke MAAN ka hai.

Submitted By : Anupam
Place : Sonipat, Haryana
92 Likes
8 Dislikes
Rating :   18 Votes


Dec
27
2011

Pas Aapke Duniya Ka


Pas Aapke Duniya Ka Har Sitara Ho
Door Aapse Gam Ka Har Kinara Ho
Jab Bhi Aapki Palkein Khule
Samne Apke World Cup Sabse Pyara Ho!

Submitted By : Surendra
Place : Akola, Maharashtra
49 Likes
11 Dislikes
Rating :   12 Votes


Sep
21
2011

Akkar Bakkar Bombay Bo


Akkar Bakkar Bombay Bo
Sachin Tere Assi Nabbe Poore Sau
Quarter Final Mein Yeh Ho Iraada
Kangarro Dum Daba Ke Bhaaga
Aise Hee Semi Final Mein Parcham Lehrana
Aur Final Mein Aise Hee Chha Jaana
Yehi Hamara Armaan Hai
Yehi Hamaari Shaan Hai

Submitted By : Isha
Place : Jammu, J&K
43 Likes
9 Dislikes
Rating :   6 Votes


Feb
23
2012

Triple Century


Banta Cricket Khel Kar Aya,
Dost: Kitnay Runs Banay?
Banta: Triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi Thay, Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia!

Submitted By : Basu
Place : Ramgarh, Jharkhand
234 Likes
12 Dislikes
Rating :   34 Votes


Nov
3
2011

Judge asks the Kid


Judge asks the Kid: Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to
live with your mummy?
Kid: No, my mummy beats me.
Judge: Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy. ...
Kid: No, my daddy beats me too. Judge: Well then, who do you want to live
with?
Kid: I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody!!

Submitted By : Kalpana
Place : Navsari, Gujarat
135 Likes
26 Dislikes
Rating :   24 Votes


Dec
5
2011

VIRGIN


BCCI refused a multimillion dollar sponsorship from Richard Branson - Virgin
Business Group......


Reason..


"We can't have VIRGIN written on our shirts, when we're getting screwed in
every match in England"!

Submitted By : Arvind
Place : Gulbarga, Karnataka
67 Likes
1 Dislikes
Rating :   10 Votes